Washu: Do-de-do-de-do…working in my lab…
Mihoshi: Ooh, what does this button do?
Washu: No! You fool!
Mihoshi: I can’t do anything right without Kiyoooooone!
Reality: Slurp. Pop. Splat.
Washu: Where am I? Oh, Tokyo. Wait, something’s wrong. It’s three-dimensional. This is not good.
Vash: Hi there. You look about as confused as I feel.
Washu: Mihoshi, I’m going to kill you.
Mihoshi: Eep. (runs away)
Vash: Hey, what was that all about?
Washu: Well, you see, technobabble technobabble technobabble.
Spike: This is just great. The Bebop crashed on Earth and I’m starving to death. I think I’ll steal a hot dog to tide me over.
Vash: Hey, you with the hot dog!
Spike: Eep.
Jet: No, wait! Stick around! There’s a guy in Tokyo who’s worth 60 billion woolongs! They call him “the Humanoid Typhoon” or something like that.
Vash: Eep. (runs away)
Misato: Hmm, something is very wrong here. Shinji, you’d better go check it out in Unit 01.
Shinji: Sure thing, Misato. Oops, there was a building in the way of the launch pad. Something is very wrong here.
Vash: Maybe the giant purple robot will protect me from the bounty hunters. But wait, that guy looks like he’s in trouble.
Kenshin: Orooooooo…
Shinji: Hey, you guys look out of place. Why don’t you come hang out at the geofront for awhile?
Washu and Spike: Wait for us!
Shinji: Ritsuko, what happened?
Ritsuko: Well, you see, technobabble technobabble technobabble.
Spike: This sucks, I’m out of here.
Misato: Why don’t the rest of you come live at my apartment with Shinji and Asuka and Pen-Pen.
Asuka: Ooh, Vash, you’re so sexy.
Vash: Eep. Jailbait. This sucks, I’m out of here.
Kenshin: Wait, take me with you.
Vash: Okay, as long as you don’t mind walking all night. Hey, look, it’s a spaceship and a hot chick in a bikini.
Faye: Hey, look, it’s the guy who’s worth all that money. I mean, won’t you come in?
Spike: Gotcha, sucker.
Vash: Eep.
Kenshin: None of that, now.
Spike: Fine, okay, whatever. Besides, that guy’s too much of a dork to have that kind of a bounty on him.
Shinji: Walking to school…minding my business…hey, look, it’s a little yellow rat-like thing.
Pikachu: Pika pika!
Shinji: Eep! It shocked me! And there’s more of them! Misato, we’d better drop an N-2 mine on these things right now!
Misato: Can do!
Tokyo: BOOM!
Spike: Hey, what are these little rat-like things all over my ship?
Ash: They’re my Pokemon! I challenge you to an official Pokebattle!
Pikachu: Pika pika!
Ein: Urk.
Spike: Nobody shoots lightning at my dog and lives to tell about it.
Ash: Hey, stop trying to shoot me in the head!
Spike: Is it okay if I punch you in the face instead?
Ash: Sure, that works.
Vash: I’m trying to shoot down a tree branch to knock out the rampaging Pokemon. Unfortunately, I suck and can’t do it.
Kenshin: Here, let me help you with that.
Tree: FOOSH.
Charizard: BLAAAAAARGH!
Ash: Ouch, my jaw.
Kenshin: Okay, break it up.
Spike: Fine. Kenshin, you’re a pacifist, and that sucks.
Vash: No, this spaceship sucks. I’m leaving.
Kenshin: Wait, take me with you.
Spike: I hope that’s the last we see of those two. Unfortunately, this is anime, so I know that we haven’t.