The D&D Of The '90s?
(or, Beth writes a column
that's not about gender...for once)
Except for the thing about
Toreadors...I mean every word of that.
(c;
Like
any other hobby, role-playing is continually evolving. In the '80s and earlier, the original RPG
and THE game to be playing was Dungeons & Dragons. It still has major influence within the
gaming community, as demonstrated by the relative success of 3rd ed. Classic or not, apparently some people
believe that D&D isn't quite what it used to be. Sorry I can't give you a definite citation for this, but awhile
ago I was reading an online article which contained a sentence something to the
effect that "the Vampire LARP is the Dungeons & Dragons of the
'90s." This definitely caught
my attention. I've played a few WoD
games which contained vampire characters, and LARPed scenes within the context
of those games, but I've never really sat down and done a hardcore LARP or
Vampire game of any sort. (Which tells
me that I maybe shouldn't be writing this column...oh well.) Briefly I wondered if I was missing out,
until I remembered why I avoided Vampire in the first place.
Don't
get me wrong. Vampire: The Masquerade
and the Storyteller system are pure genius from a writing and game creation
standpoint, and have certainly contributed a lot to the RPG world. (LARPs have also brought tons of new female
players into gaming thanks to their focus on plot and character, so hey, I
can't bad-mouth them too much!) And I'm
not denying the appeal the game has for many; you have a perfect right to
disagree utterly with this column and go on LARPing and playing Vampire. But I realize that my position as a
non-Vampire and/or LARP fan is pretty rare within the role-playing
community...so here's what I think.
I
think that a lot of the time LARPers take their game too seriously for my
tastes. As much emphasis as I put
on being in character and telling a good story, in the end I don't roleplay
because I want to make it into an acting class. I roleplay because I want to have fun. And for me, half the fun (or more) comes from the wacky comments
and weird goings-on that occur totally out of character. During a game, I'm always the one who has
some snide comment, bad pun, or good-natured putdown to lighten the mood. I have a horrible feeling that I would be
torn limb from limb if I attempted this in a LARP. Having to spend the whole night IC and keep my sarcasm to myself
would just kind of kill a lot of the fun for me (although there are a few GMs
out there who know me and would probably say this would be a good thing, hehe).
And
even for a World Of Darkness game, Vampire is just so damn gloomy. When played right, I'm sure it gets beyond
the standard "life is crap, we're all undead, let's go drink some blood
and recite bad vampire poetry" business.
But let's face it, there are a lot of ways that Vampire campaigns can
(and do) go wrong. Many of the Vampire
sites I've visited on the 'Net give me this general impression of the game:
"Gee, we vampires sure are an inherently tragic lot. We have to go around drinking blood from
humans. Man, that sucks. Ha ha.
Although there are certain erotic connotations which I will now proceed
to describe in too much detail. Oh, and
did I mention that Kindred politics are very complex and annoying? But most of the time we just sit around
discussing how tragic our inherently tragic lifestyle is and seeing who can be
more gothic." *sigh* At least in Werewolf and Mage there's some
kind of greater goal to work toward (save Gaia and reach Ascension, respectively). It's very easy for Vampire to become little
more than "a bunch of goths and their problems," which I don't find
nearly as interesting.
I
am sure that I am going to get about a million awful flames about this
column. Yes, I realize these are
broadly drawn stereotypes, and that not every Vampire group is going to fit
them. But the fact that I have these
ideas in my head to begin with says something about the people who are playing
it. If you want to be taken seriously
and not stereotyped by stupid tabletopper geeks like me, why not take some
steps to dispel those stereotypes?
Maybe you haven't noticed, LARPers, but the general public thinks you're
a bunch of freaks. So before you go
complaining about how people like me just don't understand your lifestyle,
maybe you should make some changes to make your hobby a bit more accessible. A lot of people may never understand any
kind of gaming, but maybe if you didn't go out of your way to make it seem
scary and intimidating, they'd at least accept it and let you go your own
way. And other non-LARPers reading
this, lest you should feel superior...hey, same for you, okay? We're all on this train together, so let's
stick up for gaming and demystify it as best we can.
So is
Vampire the D&D of the '90s? I'd
say so. It's got the broad fanbase, the
major impact, the innovative system and ideas, and the fundamentalists blaming
it for all the evils of the world (but that's a topic for another column, I
think). But despite all that, I'm not
really sure it's for me. I suppose the
only way I'd know would be to find a group and give it a try. But I know in order to me to stay IC,
whatever character I played would have to have a burning, insatiable hatred for
Toreadors. I just loathe them so much,
those pretentious decadent poseur zombies who wander around spouting bad poetry
and trying to be serious artistes but failing due to their extreme lack of
talent. Sometimes I'd just like
to...um...on second thought, maybe it's better that I just go my way and you go
yours. Deal? (c:
**SIDE
NOTE 11/4/00:** Thanks to Dan Sullivan, first of all for not flaming me (yay!) and
second of all for suggesting Malkavians as an alternative to your standard
doom-and-gloom vampire. I've gotta
admit, the long and glorious tradition of Malkavian pranking and the general
idea of spreading mass chaos sound like my kind of thing...it's something to
keep in mind the next time I run across a Vampire campaign. Who knows, John, you may have created a
monster...(c:
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