First Gaming Group: Sept. 1998 - Aug. 2000
"Are the magic words, by any chance, 'Klaatu barada nikto?'"
"Not unless that's Celtic for 'Produce beef.'"
"Fly like a lizard man...one without wings..."
"I'm going to use my heightened senses to track the shapeshifter."
"Okay, he smells like egg salad."
"You've come to the conclusion that the egg salad stops here."
"Okay, so you follow the smell of egg salad into the clearing, where you discover...an egg salad."
"The tree root jumps up and trips you, and you fall directly onto it. It smells like egg salad, if that's helpful."
"Can I have the extra Babel fish?"
"Why?"
"So I can eat it!"
"I can speak stomach!"
"Okay, give me the fish. My god says it's okay."
"His god says it's okay? Alrighty!"
"By the way, does King Arthur have anything shiny on his person?"
"I covertly attempt to steal King Arthur's codpiece."
"No, my guy would be like, 'I wanna see some different stuff and kill some people!'"
"May we have the honor of providing you with anything, sir?"
"Yeah. I want raw meat."
"Time to play kick the Kender!"
"I said you get a rage point when you get three chickens, dang it!"
"Do you guys realize we're tooling around San Francisco in a Ford Taurus driven by a three-eyed Mexican?"
"Just because my character has a sailor for a contact does not mean she's a slut!"
"You guys fly to England on Naked Airlines, the airline where all the stewardesses and pilots work in the nude..."
"Beth, a hot elven gamer guy walks over to you and starts chatting you up..."
"So you start talking to the cute one and he tells you his name is Fred Durst."
"Okay, I could deal with 'Sex And The City' still being on the air in 2060, and I could deal with Naked Airlines, but the presence of hot elven gamer guys at the future equivalent of Adventurer's Guild is just too unbelievable for me..."
"We're being run over by the plot wagon."
"Exactly what is wrong with an albino female Noghri Jedi?"
"I'm going to stay in the hotel room and play with my device."
"Can I attempt to negotiate with Boba Fett?"
"Who wants some morphogenic ice cream?"
(roll roll roll) "Okay, you throw him beneath the speeding train. Oh, Eric, the train hits you too but I guess that really doesn't matter."
"I don't feel targeted!"
"Give me land, lots of land, beneath the starry skies above..."
"First, I'm going to Rouse my Squirming Mass..."
"Look! It's Phyrexian Vinnie!"
"I can't do that! I don't have enough MAY-nay in my MAY-nay pool!"
This group consisted of me and my friends from high school; I was a member during my junior and senior years. These are miscellaneous quotes from a variety of games, including (but not limited to) AD&D, Shadowrun, Werewolf: The Apocalypse, Palladium, Star Wars, and Magic: The Gathering.