And what, I hear you ask, is a bloated cockabully? Well let me tell you. For those who are unfamiliar with the principle of Weinertropherpop, here is a brief summary of the main points. The theory revolves itself around the belief that weiners can teleport various parts of their anatomy to the moon. If a weiner sent its brain to the moon then technically one part of it is on the moon and one part is on Earth, unless the weiner is not on Earth. For instance, it could be on the moon. But then, would the weiner teleport its brain to Earth, to a different part of the moon, or stay in the same place? This is a question that has been plaguing Meteorologists for nearly 2.5 minutes.
A bloated cockabully is the result of a thinking process called thinking. When you think, certain things start to be thought. These thoughts are manufactured by bloated cockabullies. So when we think about the weinertropherpop theory we are actually thinking about bloated cockabullies. In the words of the great Big Honking Bullfrog himself- "Ronk Ronk."
Now, where is this 'story' going, I hear you ask. Well, actually, no-one knows. This brings me to my next point. ALthough I could think I knew what the story was about, I wouldn't really know unless I had put it all down on paper or memorised it. But the paper could start to burn and I could suddenly drop to the floor. Then, technically, the story wouldn't be going anywhere because it would be burnt to a crisp and its author would be lying on the floor, unconscious. Did you know that the height of a weiner when compared to a bloated cockabully is different? If you multiply a fart by a tadpole you get something like ERROR if you do it on the calculator. If you intend to use a calculator for these sorts of multiplications often, may I recommend the 427BX10 model, which comes comlete with nose massager and key pad for typing in stories such as this one.
But is this a story?
For one has to draw the line between a story and an article (which is technically impossible, in fact the only way you could 'draw a line' between 'story' and 'article' is if you wrote the two words down and then drew a line between the words. But one has to be careful when drawing these lines. For if the line ends up being closer to one of the words than the other, it could hint at favouritism, something very much frowned upon.)
If you chanced to meet a bloated cockabully on the street, it would come over to you and bite your head off. That is why you need to buy 'Big Honking Bullfrog's Head Protector.' At only $29.95 this is a real bargain. And, if you are one of the first fifty callers, you will also receive a free nose protector for when you come too close to a farting bullfrog, because it is a well known fact that they like noses. My favourite nose would have to be the 'Warm & Toasty Nose,' available at all Warm and Toasty shops. Another variation is the 'Sugar 'n' Spice Nose,' which comes complete with cinnamon ina convenient travel-size shaker.
But if you are more adventurous, you may like to try out the limited edition 'Nosey Posey.' This nose comes with a handy air-freshener, for those awkward moments. And believe me, once you buy this nose, you will never venture out without it.
Did you know that if we didn't have noses, there would be no such word as nose? But then again, 'nose' could be used to describe a brand of toilet or a hair brush.
By the way, my favourite smell is that of a freshly fragranced toilet. It is one of the joys of my life, walking in, expecting an awful pong, and instead discovering a pleasant aroma. I would personally recommend the Glen Cree Matchless brand, especially their 'Warm and Toasty' range. WHy is it, I hear you asking, that 'warm and toasty' keeps coming up?
Werll, the answer is simple. BECAUSE WARM AND TOASTY IS VERY CLASSY.
Now we've got that cleared up, it's time to get back to the story.
We are closing in on the end of Part 1 of this story. In fact, by the time you have reached the end of this page, Part 1 will be over! Gone! Finished! You will not have to read it again, and a part of my thoughts will have been thought. Almost there...coming.....soon....Yes! Part 1 is officially over!!!