| ~Losing All Control~ |
| No Orgy websites are really complete without a 'Obsession Page'. "The members of Orgy will know exactly what you mean if you happen to just-so-casually mention that they are one of those bands you either love with a passion bordering on the obsessive..." (Exert written by P.J. Merkle, taken from Hit Parader magazine.) This is in a fairly unorganised order and maybe one day I'll do a poll of the most common Orgy obsessive disorders so I can organise this order. *You write lists like this one *You are a member of The Orgy Empire *You compare what you do to lists like this *Everytime you write/type something starting with 'Org.." you always add a'y'. *You buy what they buy *You like/hate what they like/hate *If you hear they have/do/like something that you already have/do/like, you say they're copying you *You forget to listen to what they say because you're too busy listening to their voice *You write down filmclip ideas for all of Orgy's songs *You could write the book Orgy unauthorised because you already tell everyone their life story *You buy a movie because you saw a Orgy poster in it for longer than 0.1 seconds *When in a "real" conversation the other person may say one or two words from a Orgy song, then you start singing that song *You can always find ways to relate Orgy with anything *If you see someone that has Orgy (shirts, stickers, etc) you "pretend hate" them for liking "your" band but if they hated Orgy you'd just hate them more *You have been blocked/ignored from TV Channels or Radio Stations because of constant requesting *You don't care about import fees You run out of ink in the printer from printing off too many pictures The neighbors start humming the music *You annoy the cd store workers until they give you the promo posters You buy DVD's before you have a DVD Player *You're willing to pay too much money for anything "Orgy" *You change the way you dress to look more like Orgy *You name pets/toys/children after a song/member/album title.. etc *You have hand made posters You have Orgy's song lyrics on your walls *The people you live with, know all the words to all the songs *You'll climb over deadly animals to see the newest filmclip *You cry when you see a filmclip you've seen already a hundred times *You buy everything that you've ever seen that is related to Orgy *You make you're own band merchandise *You buy a music encyclopedia because of 1 paragraph on Orgy *You tape everything off the TV and Radio that you hear about that's Orgy *You walk into things when thinking about Orgy *You crashed your ear into a chair when you found out about Charmed repeats *You travel overseas to see Orgy *You have a diary just for all things Orgy *Orgy logos make themselves onto your body in the form of make-up *You buy other people a Orgy cd and 'accidently' forget to give it to them *You celebrate Orgy's milestones You have piercings/tattoos that are somehow related to Orgy *You buy all semi-related bands stuff (eg. Coal Chamber) *You cry listening to any song by Orgy but you have to be really thinking about it *You turn off the cd to watch the filmclip or hear a song on the radio *You can make people fall asleep because they asked what your favorite band is *You don't let ANYONE touch any of your Orgy things *Your room has pictures starting from the bed and expanding from there *When someone asks you "what sort of present do you want?" you give them a stare until they realize how dumb that question is *You defend Orgy at every opportunity you have *Every bit of paper that is near you while you have a writing utensil in your hand ends up with Orgy on it *You buy multiple copies of albums/singles *You convert all your friends to liking Orgy before they have heard any of the music *You stop talking to your friends if they end up not liking Orgy *You've done something worth including in Platinum Synthetic's So Deranged (real stories) section. *During 107 you count the beats to double check that the song really is named after the beats per minutes. |
| ****************************************** All the things that I have personally done have a * at the beginning. Now that I have looked at all the *'s, WOW, I'm a little more "Orgy Crazy" than I thought I was. ****************************************** |
| The Psychotic Orgy Fan Dance This dance was originally called the 'holy fuck it's Linkin Park dance'. But that didn't sound ver nice and didn't explain anything. It debuted in March '01 in a Linkin Park version, I saw an ad on TV for the (so far) only Australian tour LP has done. The Orgy version debuted when I heard on the radio's music news "Jay Gordon of Orgy" regarding the Linkin Park: Reanimation album. What the dance involves: * The inability to keep still * The over use of explicit language * Hyperventilation |
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