| So Deranged (Real Stories) |
| Have you ever heard someone say "Orgy" but in reality they said something like "Or they." Or when you found out that there is some new Orgy merchandise for sale, you can't get your hands on and you're ready to pull all your hair out? This is for you... here are the strange, unique, but true stories by Orgy fans that have lost the plot. How Does It Feel by Platinum Synthetic. I was sitting on the floor infront of the TV. I heard my mother sing "How does it feel, to treat me like do." I looked at her really quickly than at the TV. I saw a part of the Orgy clip of Blue Monday on the ad for "Forget the Originals, here's the cover's". I went bright red, from surprise and embaresment from my mother's singing. (I usually get remarks whenever someone notices anything "Orgy" when I'm nearby.) Falling Down Stairs by Platinum Synthetic. Note before; I only remembered this because I got the latest edition of Twistered. It was the last time Orgy was it that this following story happened. I bought the magazine as always but this time I saw "Orgy" was in the index. So when I walked out of the store I looked through it for the Orgy picture. Me wearing 3 inch platforms, saw the picture tripped down the stairs, into the gutter and crashed into a car. Lucky it was my parents car and no one was watching except for my mother. The Lost Vapor Transmission by Platinum Synthetic I came home from work and my mother asked me rather rudely "Where's Garbage?" as in Version 2.0. I pointed to the stereo in the lounge room as I walked into my room. "I put it on and I didn't recognise the beginning." she said. About 20 minutes later. We sat down in the lounge room and I noticed there was a unknown cd next to the stereo. "Is that my Orgy cd?" I asked. "Yeah." She said. "The other one is Rammstein!" We both said at the same time. I walked over and picked up the suspected Orgy cd, which it was. I opened the case. "It's empty." I said. I went to open the cd player draw. "No it's not in there." My mother said. "Oh it must be in the Murderdolls case then." I said as I went to check. I came back. "Nope, It wasn't even in Stone Sour." I said as I went to the stereo again. I opened the draw and got out Vapor Transmission. "You were trying to steal it!" I said jokingly. "I thought Garbage was in there." My mother said. "You were listening to Orgy!" I said laughing my head off. "That's why I didn't recognise the beginning. It was all pschedelic." She said. I laughed some more and she said about how she wouldn't be aloud to like Orgy coz I said so. *Charmed On Repeats by Platinum Synthetic This is what happened when I found out that my local television station was going to repeat Charmed. I got very excited and I ran around my house and I went outside to tell everyone the great news. As I was telling everyone I was swinging on the doorframe and I swung around and hit my ear on a chair that was on a cupboard. What resulted was I made 3 out of 4 ear piercings swell up and bleed. Plus the Orgy episode was never shown. *Blue Monday (by New Order) Commentary. I don't think I have ever heard a song so CRAP. I usually like the originals if I love the covers but New Order's Blue Monday is shit. All their other songs range from all right to brilliant but Blue Monday.... ggrrrrr!! Ok, I've calmed down. I was listening to a New Order live special on the radio. Their last song was Blue Monday. I tried to sing the Orgy version and failed (they're basically 2 different songs). What I said during the song.. "Orgy's versions better.", "Bang, smash, grr music.", "Jay sings it a million times better." and "Wrong." Want to submit your true story? |
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