As you can see from this chart, our sales quickly went through the roof since starting this company. Everyone wants a plastic spoon (and for good reason, too!) They went so high, in fact, that the government limited us to 800,000,000 daily sales; all the more reason you should hurry up and buy yours while the day's supply is still available!

Don't be the only one without one! What will your friends think when they ask "So, Bob or Mary, how is your Plastic Spoon Stop Plastic Spoon doing?" and you have to reply with "...I don't have one!" eh?

You don't have to worry about that anymore! Now, for just $9.99, you can own your very own plastic spoon. All you have to do is make a donation to my paypal account and send me an e-mail entitled "I WANT A PLASTIC SPOON!!!" with your name, donation info, and address. Your plastic spoon will be en route to your door within the week.

Fine print to follow:

Shipping and handling, which is not included in the originally stated price, will require an additional fee of $6.99 along with your plastic spoon ordering payment.

By law, you are required not to sell or distribute the product depicted on this website in any way, shape or form. Failure to comply is punishable by a $600 fine and up to 10 months in prison.

Restrictions apply. Results may vary. Side-effects may include headache, nausea, flu, diarrhea, vomitting, nasal congestion, temporary paralysis of various limbs and/or appendages, coma, death, or sexual enhancement.

May include nuts.