| The Really Strange World Of... CARLY RIVORRERER |
| "HELLO! I'm Carly Rivorrerer, the really quite sweet brigadier's daughter, or something. I fell through a time-hole and emerged into the 21st Century. Anyway, I won't bore you with the details, but suffice to say, it was really badly-plotted. You bet your sweet bippee! Oh sorry, that's last century." TODAY... CARLY RIVORRERER TAKES ON THE CIRCUS "Tum tee tum. Oh, hello everyone! You've just caught me doing some spring-cleaning. In the middle of winter. Look, I can do what I ("runting" - Ed)-well like! I'm not gonna take any ("spit" - Ed) from you lot!" (Carly Rivorrerer sighs for an hour.) "Ahh, I am getting bored though. Hey, I know! The circus is in town. I'll pop along there, it's sure to be gay." (Carly Rivorrerer buys a ticket to the circus and sits among the crowd in the big top. First on is the trapeze artist, swinging from rope to rope.) "("Cluck" - Ed) me, that's quite impressive! I'd be ("gritting" - Ed) myself if that was me!" (The man sitting next to Carly Rivorrerer gets quite irate.) "Shhh!" "Don't tell me to shush, ("tanker" - Ed). I'm allowed to talk." "Shhh!" "Fine! (mouths)("Tanker" - Ed)." (Next up are the elephants.) "Ha ha ha! Look at those fat ("punts" - Ed)! Too many ("clucking" - Ed) buns if you ask me!" "Look, no-one asked you." "Shut the ("cluck" - Ed) up! CAPITAL F!" "Shhh!" "("Rollock" - Ed)-face." (Next come the clowns with their buckets of water.) "Ohhh, clowns! ("Spit" - Ed)-hot!" (The clowns throw the water over Carly Rivorrerer. Carly Rivorrerer screams as the man sat next to her laughs. Unsurprisingly, she takes offence.) "("TRUCK" - Ed) YOU! ("TRUCK" - Ed)! CAPITAL F!" "Oh, come on, it was funny!" "That's it, you ("stunt" - Ed), I'm gonna whack seven bells of ("grit" - Ed) out of you! Stand up so I can ("clucking" - Ed) lamp you one!" "Er... I don't think so..." (Carly Rivorrerer pulls the man out of the crowd, but before she can hit him, she's pulled away by security.) "Oh, ("spit" - Ed) you were just lucky, you big-mouthed ("grunt" - Ed)! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME! CAPITAL F! EVERYONE IS AWFUL." JOIN US NEXT TIME AS CARLY RIVORRERER TAKES ON SOMETHING ELSE The other Carly Rivorrerer |
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