| Don't get smart with me pal!! |
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| Everybody hates someone. It's the way life works we have to have one mortal enemy to give us something to aim the bombs at......hmmmm yes but anyway in attempting to get one over on these scum we have to go to some lengths and here I will tell you how exactly to get one over on the bastards: |
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| There he is, my enemy Roy evans. Why do I hate him i hear you cry, well I've created a little list of reasons: 1. He stole my woman 2. He stole my carlot (that should be enough but I do have more) 3. He hit me several times. 4. He's ugly. 5. He's stupid. 6. He stole my carlot. 7. He stole my woman. 8. He moved into my house. 9. He drinks in my pub!! 10. He stole my carlot!!!! |
| Down the years I've come up against many pieces of scum like Roy Evans, Grant Mitchell, Ricky and the devil, and I have beaten them all to a pulp....... well except the devil, but it's like I told him, 'That car was a cut-and-shut before I had it' But anyway this here page is devoted to revenge against said scum, so I shall begin. |
| certain measures can be taken to sort out your problems, hitmen, vandals and that sort of thing, but there is a cheaper way which I will now let you in on: 1. Set fire to their carlot: Ahh yes classic! one I've used myself, it's also great for an insurance scam to get an extra bit of money..... so long as you don't try it too many times 2. Give 'em a dry slap: Violence is and always has been a fantastic way to solve an argument, and I never walk away from a fight unless it's against a bloke..........or it's a woman...... but anyway 3. Give 'em a stirn talking to: I'm a master of the lingo and I can talk up a storm like the vbest of 'em so perhaps this is the best option. 4. Set-up a web-site where you insult them: Classic and it's what I've done with this site........ to great affect. |