What berry always seem sad?
A blueberry.
Why did the crossword seems confused?
Because it was Puzzled.
What can speak every language but never went to school?
An Echo.
Why did the match stop playing baseball?
Because it kept Striking out.
Whats a Pebbles' favorite flavor of ice cream?
Rocky Road.
Where does humpty dumpty like to shop?
At wal mart.
What is the Noisiest sports equipment?
A tennis Racket.