Emily
Mom
Jason
Emily: We're also reading Dante.
A revised Finke sheet (from senior physics)
He'd kill me if I said who that quote is from.
Mom: I don't know, maybe to match your head?
"Ping. Or rrrrrrrrr."
The Emilys
"But, I transgress."
me (You know the phrase, "But, I digress." Yeah, I kind of messsed it up.)
"I have a random force field around me, and when you come into contact with it, you lose all power to be coherent."
Emily
"I want the poofy!"
"You can't HANDLE the poofy!"
Jenny/me
"Your yawning Yorktown yeti yo-yo'ed yesterday, yodeling 'yo!' at yonder yellow yaks. Yeesh!"
3am musing of the Emilys
"Is jerk sauce made from jerks? If so, why is it good?"
Dad
"Lies make baby Jesus cry."
Jon (soon picked up by everyone on the planet)
Me: It hurts to cough.
Emily: Then don't!
Me: That's like telling an alcoholic not to go to the bathroom!
The Creep: And how do you feel about me besides hating my guts?
Emily: No, that about covers it.
"God predestined us to be like His Son, NOT to do whatever the crap He wants."
Emily
"You and Latin music go together like chocolate ice cream and an onion."
Simon Cowell, American Idol (to John Stevens. I still love ya! Rock on!)
Sound Effects: kerchunk, ert, herk (see "herkage" below), oof, fwump, chunk, ulk, whop, clang, clop, twong, splat, thwonk, ploop
Concepts/ Words (complete with definitions!):
herkage- The concept of one inevitably saying "herk" while trying to open our stubborn fridge door
Edible LaFolletage- The description of the lovely eats found at the nice faithful ghetto diner LaFollette
profoudn- A typo of mine that soon just morphed into a word of its own.
flound- It is "flesh wound" made into one word. You know how when you're quoting something, and you find out you're behind, and then you just skip a few syllables to catch up? Yeah, that's what happened.
jerktitude- The concept of a guy being a jerk. I've been using this since senior year.
Twizzlering- Also another mid-senior year creation developed as a consolation to the many boy dramas. To this day, in the midst of a crisis, you can find Emily and I Twizzlering it up, me with a Diet Coke and her with a Sprite.