"A dramatic entrance."
"Oh."
Emily and myself
"It was a scary bus."
"A scary bus?"
"A MITS bus."
"GASP!"
Emily and I again
"What do you suppose they put in Fig Newtons? Raisins?"
My mom
"So, what's in a strawberry banana Blizzard?"
Mom again (no really, she said these in all seriousness!)
"Oh wait, microwaves cook things. Not fridges."
Emily
"Can I have a Diet Coke?"
Emily (Yes, she REALLY did ask for a Diet Coke! There was nothing left in the fridge.)
"This semester's going to pot. It's already gone. It's been smoked."
Emily again
"See, it feels really hot, and it burns, so that's why they call it IcyHot.,"
Me (I'm so brilliant, aren't I?)
"Makeup??? Makeup is for GIRLS!"
Emily
"Blessedeth be the crapeth."
Will
"I have quick reflexes. I am a mongoose."
Will
"No more dating the s--- from the bottom of a porta-potty. Wait for the gem you can't live without."
Unknown (well, it IS known, I'm just not attributing it to anyone!)
"Unless you're served in a frosted glass, don't come within four feet of my lips."
Stolen from my cousin's profile
Oft-mentioned movie quotes:
"I don't want to go on the cart!"
"Oh, don't be such a baby."
"There's no escape from cranky grapes, we are the grapes of wrath!"
"Arrrrr.....swash swash buckle buckle." off-camera ramblings of Orlando Bloom
"Par....parsnip, parsley..."
"Parlay?"
"That's the one, parlay!"
"Parlay? D--- to the depths whatever muttonhead thought of parlay."
"The French. Latin based, of course. Inventors of mayonnaise."
"I like mayonnaise!"
Pirates of the Caribbean ad-lib