I'm a guy. I'm 22. I love pizza. I love girls too, but pizza has to come first. I mean, girls are all over the place. But my damn pizza keeps disappearing!
To stop the oat-ified designs of the "The...", I must be as ruthless and calculating as they are. Therefore I have created this site to spread the word. Hopefully it will create enough awareness about the situation, and no one will ever experience the trauma of purloined pizzas that I have been living with my whole life.