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Where's My Damn Pizza? |
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Last Entry |
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August 22nd, 2002 |
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Recent updates |
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Welcome. You have no doubt come to this site because you know. You've heard the faint whispers in the hallways. The muffled screams of the innocent. Smelled the faint aroma of a pizza long-gone.
There's a conspiracy, my friends. One of massive proportions, reaching into the highest ranks of our country. Nay, the world. Someone doesn't want me to have any pizza. And that someone is going to pay. The provalone is out there...
This site has been made to let everyone know. A record must be kept. I will be silent no longer. Here, you can read about my encounters with the shadowy, shadow-like organization known only as "The...". They're so mired in secrecy, no one even knows their full name. One thing is for certain though, Wilford Brimley has to be a key player. |
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8/22/02 - Added Joe Don Baker section
- Added Olsen Twins section
- New site added to Links |
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The Journal - Here is where I keep a record of my experiences with the "The..." |
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The Players - Here I list the known or suspected people involved in this global conspiracy. |
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The Resistance - Learn well the names of your protectors. They're the last line of defense against a world dominated by wheat, barley, and icky hard candy. |
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Links - Here is where I list the sites that help keep pizza alive, or at the very least, the ones that I think are cool and don't promote the consumption of oats. |
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FAQ - Here I attempt to answer the many innane questions that so many seem compelled to ask of me. |
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Have vital intel for the cause? Do you know where the hell my damn pizza is? All inquiries, praise, and especially ridicule should be directed here. Or if you're too lazy to click the link, send your messages to [email protected]. |
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