7/16/02
Holy mother of hell how time flies when i post at The Dorkclub. I bet your wondering why I post there. Well, for starters it has an easy to post cgi script and geocities does not. Furthermore, I think it gets read by more people, while I do get more traffic, I don't think any of my traffic either cares to read what I post or comes back a second time. This might have to do with me not posting often, bah oh well. Shit no one e-mails me from here so I have to take it that none of you read my shit.
6/22/02
It's summer ladies and gentlemen boys and girls, and we all know what that means right? Drugs, sex, and rock and roll. Or for those of you who are like me. No sex. Oh well. I'm keeping up my good deeds of two post a month. But in my absence I would like to congradulate all the people who have taken the muppet quiz, and got Fozzy like myself.
Woka Woka.
6/4/02
I'm not sorry for my absence, and you know Why? Because I don't give a shit about anything, and yes I am being full of shit right now. But here is some good news. Like the What pre-1985 video game character are you we have a new survey for you to fill out, and that would be what muppet are you. I'm Fozzy, and yes I know your all jealous. But tell me what you are and then e-mail me. But I know you wont so you can just go to hell.
| You are Fozzie! Wokka Wokka! You love to make lame jokes. Your sense of humor might be a bit off, but you're a great friend and can always be counted on.. |
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5/19/02
Sorry for the abscence. However I have good news for everyone, or mainly myself and anyone people who might be interested.
Ok here is the deal. I am currently looking for a girlfriend(yes i'm sorry to all you hoping homosexuals). Here are some quick stats about me, I am 6'3", 245 lbs. and i'm a big build, I have brown hair and eyes, and I scored a 8.4 on the picture that my friend posted on hot or not. Now some personality things about me, well I like to read, i'm pretty liberal, and i'm a really easy going guy.
Now what i'm looking for in a female. First and foremost she has to be pretty, and this means she has to be better looking than myself. Second, she has to be nice, and good willed. Also, I am not big on skinnies, I'm a big guy I cannot be with a twig. As for ethnicity, I'm a equal opportunity employer, and for physical endowments, as long as it doesn't make me look extreme either way I'm good. So if any women out there are interested in hooking up and that will be something that I am looking for. You can e-mail me.
5/3/02
Mother Hubard. I am getting mad traffic up in this nug. I realize that this is either because of 1) my mad hentai porno hits are really starting to add up or 2) people and the world don't hate me after all. We all know that 2 is not possible and thus the answer is 1 so I would like to say thank you to all of you porno hentai looking foos.
So how is everyone doing? I'm good and the fact that know one e-mails me makes me feel better.
Well this is interesting being that we live in a capitalist society where there are some who do not have as much as they need or like, which then creates inequality and eventually theft. I am forced to use the computers in the Mesa Court (dormatory where I take my residence here at UCI) compute lab and housing office. Well, doing this I heard of a movie called, Y Tu Mama Tambien. Which according to the critic claims should be rated NC-17 or staight up porno, and well know I feel the Urge to go watch it, and I recommend you do the same. Because we all know that there isn't enough porno in the world.
4/27/02
Damn I wish I could post more often and easier. Well to tell you all the truth it is not that difficult for me to post. I am just way to fucking lazy to do so. BUT!! I have a something of very great importance. I want you all to go and see which type of video game character you are. You can do this by clicking this link. http://blog.ravenblack.net/quiz/videogame.pl
After you have done so I would like you all to >e-mail me and tell me what character you were and I shall post the results.
4/14/02
Wwell it sure does feel nice to post again. If your wondering where I have been don't worry. I now mainly Post on Dorkclub.com Why? you might be asking is well I'm now part of the staff there. Well by staff I mean the three people who post news. Also, for any of you who are not close to me, I had my computers stolen over spring break along with my scanner so a lot of the cool things that I had wanted to add could not be added. I'm sorry.
But I have noticed that my traffic from GOOGLE! has increased and I just want to make a quick shot out to all you horny hentai dickgirl porn seekers out there!!!.
3/26/02
Ahh it feels so good. I haven't
posted in a while, and well I still get hits from google. In
fact my google traffic is at an all time high. Which makes me
think. Should I post an update possibly destroying my google
traffic. The answer to that is well of course.
I just took a look, and well
I long time ago I posted my picture on hotornot and well I just
remembered my screen name and password for the site and I have
a score of a 7.3. I'm pumped and if this turns any of you women
out there on. And i'm sure there aren't any of you going to my
website because I know what the google seraches look for. want
me then just drop me an e-mail.
For those of you who read the
Garo thing and liked it. Your in luck, because it seems that
there are several other Garo stories and I will eventually be
adding a Garo segment to my website. Soon, which could mean never.
If you haven't played Progress
Quest yet. I deffinatley reccomend you do. Its awesome, here
is where I rank.
Ta ta for now.
3/18/02
For all of you who were concerned
don't be It appears that Garo came home last night around 6pm.
Especially since I saw him in the commons around noon. Also,
this turns out to not be the first good Garo story, and well
I'm getting plenty more and soon I will have a Garo page.
On a similar but unrelated note,
My training partner has taken it upon himself to make a new system
of a down video, and well you better enjoy it. It will be out
soon.
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Here is where I rank.
3/17/02
Sorry for the absence, and to
maep for it. I have some funny posts for you today. First is
a true story from my training partner dealing with one of hs
rommates Garo:
Garo decided to take the Irvine to Glendale train to go home
this weekend. Anand took him to the station, and Garo was late
as always. He yelled at the ticket lady to give him a ticket.
He said "I need a ticket now" about 10 times to the
lady. And when she ask "how many passengers are traveling
with you today" he yelled back "I need a ticket now"
So he finally gets a ticket and he darts out of the station towards
the tracks. He jumps onto the first train he sees, the doors
close and the train slowly pulls away. Anand, then turns and
starts walking back towards the cars when he hears a banging
noise on the train's window. It's Garo, and he is panicing and
yelling, but Anand is unable to hear what he is saying. Anand
then looks at the sign above the train which reads "southbond
San Diego." The train pulls off, headed towards San Diego
with Garo on it. No one has heard since from Garo.
Now here is a good video made by the last people who made
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3/14/02
It appears that while I was
at a track meet in fullerton I lost my atm card, and well someone
decided to use it. However they also happened to guess my pin
number(which was easy in the first place), and now i'm sol for
a while. This has prompted me to write my next DCS on the evil's
of capitalism, seeing as how the first was one the rules. So
expect that to be up a little later.
I have given more thought to
the idea of putting up my essays that I write for my class and
letting those of you who don't go to my website respond. I might
do this over sprin break, because well i'll be here at school
during that time because I have a track meet and shit to do.
Tomarrow I should have a link
to this great website my friend showed me. So keep ya fingers
crossed.
3/10/02
Well I spent all of last night
writing the worst essay of my life, and this got me to thinking
that maybe I should put up all of my essays I write for class,
and that this idea would totally add content to my website. However,
I also had the idea that who the fuck would read that shit? I
don't even like to read my essays.
Ok, for those of you who make
think I have too much free time. My training partner made this,
and well I think I am now vindicated.
I watched UCI lose to UCSB in
basketball in the Big West Conference Championship Tournament,
and I'm left wondering why the fuck there is a conference season
in a team game if the champ is just going to be determined by
a single game? I mean this makes sense in a sport like Track,
where the other meets are build ups and almost qualifying rounds
for the big championship meet. But in a team game, and track
is a team-individual sport, why would you do this.
3/07/02
Sorry I have been absent for
so long but well it is getting near the end of the quater, and
also I've had important shit i've been doing, and I've been working
on my essay's for my writing class so I can try and get an A.
So I'm sorry but i'm doing my best.
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3/03/02
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3/01/02
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2/28/02
Last day of feburary and black
history month. So I thought i'd make an attempt to post today.
The reason for my lack of posts
has to do with my lack of crap to post about. I don't talk to
wedge enouhg anymore, and well i'm to busy to do heavy writing.
SO shit.
Maybe Ramy will finally eat
his 20pcs. of KFC and i'll have good times to talk about.
Big News. I have installed my
webcam, so if you would like to see nudy pictures of me I can
make them now woo hoo!.
2/25/02
Today is a good day. I have
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that traffic is now going to start to pick up. Also I have gotten
new inspiration to start posting. In other words. Life is going
pretty good, and I register for classes today about two weeks
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2/24/02
I'm sorry but I have an essay
due and well its occupied my time.
2/23/02
I'm sorry but well I had a track
meet today and then we had a basketball game where we Beat UCSB.
So I didn't have much to say. I'll start to get back into the
swing of things in a few days don't worry.
2/22/02
Sorry to ye loyal faithful.
I needed a break, and well in less than I week I am posting again.
So do not fear I will always give a update at least once a week.
I am on GooGle!!!!!!!!, and
shit I don't think you need me to post anymore.
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2/16/02
Well it is now time for me to
sex up Alan
Greenspan, and hopefully he'll be in sex
god mode. Thank Wedge55
for my picutres.
I had a track meet today in
Pomona, which happened to be a college that a girl at my high
school wanted to attended, and I must say. That if you want to
go to Pomona, don't go and attended a UC, just take my word on
it.
Also I just saw the movie Cast
Away, with Tom
Hanks, and if you have two and a half hours of your life
to waste and want to watch I good movie I recommended you watching
it. I personally plan on owning all good movies ever made, so
I will buy it, when I become so rich I stink of money. This talk
of movies makes me think. Should I make a list of all the movies
I have ever seen in my life which I find to be very good? I think
I should, and well when I have the time I shall. But for now
just assume i'm lazy.
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