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Coming
home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
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The
other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
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I
thought the window was down, but I found out it was up, when I put my head
through it.
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I
collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
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A
truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face.
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A
pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
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The
guy was all over the road. I
had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
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I
pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and
headed over the embankment.
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In
an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
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I
had been looking for plants all day and was on my way home.
As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
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I
had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an
accident.
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I
was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint
gave way causing me to have an
accident.
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As
I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no
stop sign had ever appeared
before. I was unable to
stop in time to avoid the accident.
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To
avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
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My
car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
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An
invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
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I
told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I
had a fractured skull.
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I
was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road
when I struck him.
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The
pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
