| You know you're azn if... ~ You probably have a little urn for relative that have passed away. ~ You odn't have matching bedding. ~ If you're Korean, your last name is either Kim, Park, Choi, Shin, or Lee. ~ You don't have matching dishes. ~ At least one person in your family owns or knows how to use a sewing machine. ~ You don't have matching hangers in your closet. ~ If your Vietnamese, then your last name is either Nguyen or Tran. ~ You have or have had a fish tank in your living room. ~ You're a price club member. ~ You never really bought a calendar in your life; you always got the free ones with movies stars or nature scenes from grocery stores. ~ You've been to 99 Ranch Market at least once in your like. ~ You're amused when Americans think Chinese fast food is good. ~ If you're Korean ,then you may have two refrigerators. ~ You dilutte your dishwasher soap with water when your running out so it'll last a little longer. ~ You don't really own tupperwear, your store food in bowls or pots covered with plastic wrap. ~ If you're Vietnamese then you have a bottle of "huc mum" (fish sauce) in your refrigerator. ~ You feel awkward when someone asks you to leave your shoes on in their house. ~ If you have a dog, you feed it left over rice with some food instead of real dog food. ~ Someone in your family has a fixed up Honda/Acura. ~ You have something covering your kitchen table to keep it clean. ~ If you're Chinese, you kiss up to relatives when it comes close to new year. ~ You collect and recycle for the extra money. ~ If you're Korean, you have at least one bottle of Kim chee in your refrigerator. ~ If you're Vietnamese, every other work is "doo mah." ~ You'll spend for name brand clothes but keep condiments from fast food places. ~ You have instant noodles in your house. ~ You can't go more than five days without rice (more like one day). ~You've had at least one hair cut from your mom or dad. ~ You don't really own a mop, you just use a old t-shirt instead. ~ You hate it when your parents boil Chinese herbs cuz it stinks. ~ If you're bietnamese, you probably know at least one Linda Trang Dai song. ~ You have lup chung (chinese sausage) in your frig. ~ You have owned the same vacuum cleaner longer than 5 years. ~ You only drink soup from Chinese spoons not American spoons. ~ You work out so hard but still look like the average Asian. ~ You eat spaghetti at home with chopsticks. ~ If you're Chinese, you've probably seen "goo wak jai." ~ You like Jacky Cheung. ~ You have at least one relative who lives within an hour drive. ~ You'll forward this to all your Asian friends. ~ Your mother has a short-haired, curly perm. ~ You dad is some sort of engineer. ~ Your parents have tried to get you into place half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15. ~ You ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing. ~ You have a 40 lbs. bag of rice in your pantry. ~ You shop at 99 Ranch Market. ~ Everyone think you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from. ~ You've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life. ~ Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids. ~ You've had to sit through karaoke videos with scantily clad, ugly Asian women attempting to dance and walk around a tample, forest, or library. ~ Your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage." ~ You drive mostly Japanese cars. |
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