| You know you're flip if...(Home Furnishings) ~ You use walis tambo and walis ting-ting as opposed to the conventional broom. ~ You have "Weapons of Moroland" shield hanging in your living room wall. ~ You have a portrait of "The Last Supper" hanging in your dining room wall. ~ You own a karaoke system. ~ You own a piano no one ever plays. ~ Your house is cluttered with boroloys. ~ You have a "tabo" in the bathroom. ~ You have a rose garden. ~ You have two or three pairs of tsinolas at your doorstep. ~ You display a big laughing Buddha for good luck. ~ You have a shrine to the Santo Nino in your living room. ~ You own a "Barrel Man" (shwing!). ~ You have a parol hanging outside the house during the holidays. ~ Your lampshades still have the plastic covers on them. ~ You cover your living room furniture with bed sheets. ~ You have plastic runners to cover the carpet in your house. ~ You refer to the VCR as the "Beytamax." ~ You have a rice dispenser. ~ You own a turbo broiler. ~ You own one of those fiber-optic lower lamps. ~ You own a lamp with the oil that drips down the strings. ~ You have a giant wooden fork and spoon hanging in the dining room. ~ You have wooden tinikling dancers on the wall. ~ You own a capiz chandelers, lamps, or placemats. |
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