| You know you're flip if...(vocabulary) ~ You say "comfort room" instead of "bathroom." ~ You say "for take out" instead of "to go." ~ You "open" or "close" then lights. ~ You ask for "Colgate" instead of toothpaste. ~ You ask for a "pentel pen" or a "ball pen" instead of just a pen. ~ You refer to the refrigerator as the "ref" or "pridyider." ~ You say "kodakan" instead of "take a picture." ~ You order a "McDonald's" instead of a "hamburger" (pronounced hem-booh-jer). ~ You say "Ha?" instead of "What?" ~ You say "Hoy!" to get someone's attention. ~ You answer then someone yells "Hoy!" ~ You turn around when someone says "Psst." ~ You say "Cutex" instead of "nail polish." ~ You say "for a while" instead of "please hold" on the telephone. ~ You say "aray!" instead of "ouch!" ~ You say "he" when you mean "she" and vice versa. ~ You sneeze sounds like "ahh-ching" isntead of "ahh-choo." ~ You prefer to make acronyms for phrases such as "OA" for over-acting, "DOM" for dirty old man, and "TNT" for well you know. ~ You say "air-con" instead of "a/c" or air conditioner. ~ You pronounce the following words: "hippopo-TA-mus," "com-FOR-table," "bro-CO-li," and "Mongomerry Ward." ~ You say "brown-out" instead of "black-out." ~ You say "Uy!" instead of "Oops." ~ You pronounce "F" for "P" or "P" for "F." |
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