The manboy held his masters hair back so it didnt get dirty. They looked into each others eyes for a second and then looked away.. the moment was gone.
as macgaffery was leaving the bathroom and zippering his jibberts an old man in a dark corner called to him.
"Jeromy" the old man called
macgaffery walked over to him. The old man had one red glowing eye and a t shirt of the pirate dred zeppelin.
"Well im not jeromy" macgaffery stated.
"anyways, i was getting to something.. but now i forgot."
being old the old man had forgotten what he was going to say. Macgaffery figured since he was not jeromy that it didnt matter that much anyway.
Macgaffery went back to the bar. The bartender turned to him and said,"did ye get the treasure map?"
"what map?"
"that old man gives out treasure maps...you just have to tell him your named jeromy"
Macgaffery walked back over to the old man..
"hey its me jeromy"
Shortly after his ship set sail for treasure and pirate booty.
They sailed for seven days through dire straits. They thought, "if this works we could get 'money for nothing and the chicks for free'" They laughed at thier wittiness, until they realized that the song they quoted will not be written for another several hundereds of years. They were embarrassed and fell silent for three more days.
they finally arrived on treasure island..
"man why didnt we ever think of looking for treasure here. I mean with a name like that." Crew member b said.
crew member a retorted, "well we spent about four weeks onpoontang island until we realized that it was indonesian for island of many trees"
They dug for around forty five minutes until they unearthed a small box. From the box popped a ghost.
It was the ghost of Jeromy...