"Jeromy's spoken" mcquaid said. he then started snickering to himself.
The ghost immediately reached out with a giant ghost sword and stole the soul of crewmember B.
upon seeing this the entire crew ran for the hills. They looked over the hilltop at the ghost who remained still standing over the treasure box.. scowling.
"Ok what do we do now "macgaffery asked himself. ...."wait i want to try something, "
macgaffery sent crewmember A toward the treasure.. The ghost then sucked his soul as well.
"ok that didnt work"macgaffery stated.
Macgaffery decided he didnt want the treasure bad enough to lose his soul. He started packing up his stuff to leave. As they walked back past the ghost toward the ship they saw the smaller ghosts of crewmembers A and B. They were sitting on the treasure chest.
Mcquaid stopped and yelled to them "hey guys is it anything good?"
The ghost looked inside the box and stared for one dramatic moment.
THey turned around and said "yeah its all perishables"
Feeling lucky they did not get the very old food items the crew let out a large hooping cry of gratitudinal exasperastion.
On the way back to the bar the ship stopped at macdonalds for a bite to eat. Luckily macdonald, who is the only scottish pirate restaurant let them in. They went inside. The crew took up five tables. The business was small and appreiciated the business.
Half an hour later they packed up and left. Later on that afternoon they realized that crewmember L had left his glasses back in the restarant. They went back for them because good glasses are hard to come by in pirating times. The restaurant had a lost and found but it had no glasses only a few small treasure maps and some swords and a pair of matching eyepatches.
Enraged crewmember L asked if someone had already taken the glasses. The small boy behind the register pointed subtly with his nose at a pair of old ladies in the corner. One wearing a pair of glasses.
THe crew began making pirate unhappy noises and threw a few punches at the old woman who put up a good fight for old women. The pirates won. They decided it would be wrong and not just a little gross to rape old women so they settled on just slitting thier throats and hanging them from the macdonalds rafters... the boy who was behind the register was also the manager... he complained about the mess and health code violations that the blood and death was causing...
they punched him in the face.
Tune in for further adventures of the rowdy pirate and his equally if not more rowdy crew where you will probably immediately hear lines like
"if you dont put that down i will go and sleep with your mother you rat"
