"i will rape your skull" macgaffery shouted at the guard who was leaving the room looking slightly disturbed, he realized that he would rather be a caligrapher than work at a prison....
Macgaffery sat and thought about how he had fallen into this mess of a mess... things got blurry and he had a flashback.
when that was over he decided to advance plot and make an escape. He reached behind one of his eyepatches and removed a small vile of pheromones that he occasionally used to persuade the wenches to shiver his timbers. He clanged his dinner tray against the ground and started to scream..
"ahh rat!!!"
The guards, who were missing thier pet rat Monsier Monsier came quickly. Macgaffery hid in the dark corner of the cell.
Toby the more lovable and boyish looking guard came into the cell to find his rat.
"MonsierMonsier?"
Macgaffery quickly poured the pheromones onto the boy and stepped back quickly...
the other pirates who were in the cell originally... also known as the "crew" quickly descended on the boy once they got a whiff of the pheromones...The second guard rushed in to help the boy from the rowdy group of sexually frustrated pirates. At that time macgaffery grabbed mcquaid and ran out the door.
they ran through the twisting corridors until they found the exit marked by a glowing red sign made of glowing red wood.
When they hit the street mcquaid decided that they needed new clothes cause they were wearing prison uniforms.... during this time prisoners were forced to wear extremely short shorts and t shirts for a band named the salty dogs.... macgaffery had the shirt from thier "trimmed the jibbard " tour.
They hit the next two people they passed and stole thier clothes. unfortunately mcquaids wieght , softy still needed a uniform since he was still chained to his ankle with strong chain from northern portugal , which was well known for thier ability to make a real kick ass chain.
As luck would have it the next person that passed by was the town steel smith.
they quickly hit him with a rock in the face and took his clothes for the old man.
They got to the ship around 330 am but pirates dont care about time because they dont own watches. They unhooked the ship from the small boy that was holding onto the rope for the past three days and set sail.