"im afraid so " the pirate respectfully retorted. The ship had a skeleton crew left.
"But do you know what that means, mcuaid?"
"what sir?"
"we get all the food and booty thats left on board "
THey two did a jig then stopped feeling slightly uncomfortable.
Softy said that he knew a place they could get some more supplies . It was at his home that he hadnt seen in four years. They arrived there around 5:24 but none of them cared due to the lack of watches..
softy ran in through the front door and picked up his wife in his arms and ran into the bedroom with her...
After 3 minutes macgaffery rememberd that mcquaid was still tied to softy with a strong portugese chain.
hahahaha he laughed to himself... this will be quite the story for my memoirs... he leaned into the bed room door...."mcquaid remember to write this story down for my memoirs"
"right right " mcquaid answered between breaths.
Around 7:30 macgaffery decided to pack up and leave. he grabbed mcquaid and softy and headed for the door... but then he saw softy's face as he was being dragged away from his old lady wife.
the constant problem solver, macgaffery slit the old womans throat and hung her from the rafters so that softy would not have to worry about her.
And they sailed all day and all of the night....
Tune in later to hear such lines as
"Set me aside and Ill be the best sucker in here bar none."
