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Saturday, March 19, 2005

The prodigal kitty returns!

I was up at 6:45am to let the dogs out and then I took another look out the front door. There was Bijou in the landscaping pressed up against the house as if she thought she could just melt right through the wall to get back in. She looked up at me and gave a small "merowr" as if to say, "it's about time!" I picked her up and held her close to me as she purred loudly and brought her in. She was a little damp and had some of the mulch stuck in her fur, but otherwise she is fine. She was far more interested in food than my company when I brought her in and sat on the couch with her. She got a nice little treat and now she's laying in the sun from the sliding glass doors.

I was so worried she'd get hit by a car, caught in something and stuck or frozen to death. But my biggest fear was that someone would pick her up and bring her in, keeping her then I'd never see her again and I'd never know what happened to her. She'd be safe, but not with me.

So now, the boy needs to be taught to be as paranoid as I am with shutting that front door. That's the only way she could have possibly gotten out of the house. And now that she's been out, we've got to be doubly paranoid about closing that door because she's going to want out even more now.

That's what I said at 10:06 AM

Friday, March 18, 2005

MISSING

Bijou got out of the house today...she hasn't returned. I'm scared and worried and I have no idea where to begin to look for her. I need the good mojo sent out for her safe return.

thanks

That's what I said at 9:42 PM

Would you do this?

So this guy is Germany's biggest individual lottery winner and he runs off to work cuz he would get into trouble with his boss if he was late.

If someone told me that I needed to check my ticket cuz I'm the big winner of $27 million, you bet your bippy that I'm gunna pause and look at that ticket. The boss can bite my ass and wait, cuz chances are if I'm the winner, I'm pulling out the "mobile" (since I'm in Europe winning the German lottery it's a mobile) and I'm calling the boss to tell him I wont be in...ever.

But ya know, some people are work-a-holics and don't ever pause to see the big picture...all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. And then he takes a hatchet to the door and tries to kill his wife who looks like Olive Oyle.

That's what I said at 9:17 AM


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