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First Date Jitters
Him: Do you need a ride home? Me (autoreflex): No I'll just take the bus. Him: Are you sure? Me (autoreflex): Yeah, I'm fine... INNER ME: Dude...you screwed up! Captain Subtext is going to tell him that I'm rejecting him! AUTOREFLEX ME: fuck! INNER ME: you screwed it all up....You are in charge now so fix it. AUTOREFLEX ME: FUCK! Him: Well, OK...I'll see ya. (he smiles) Me (autoreflex in charge now): OK, I'll talk to you later (I smile and WAVE?!?) Him: Goodnight (he waves now too) INNER ME: ACK!! YOU WAVED?!?! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?? AUTOREFLEX ME: I don't know....I don't know how to fix it.. I'm just the autoreflex...I'm not MEANT to be in charge! My instinct was to wave..... INNER ME: sonofabitch...We just can't trust you to do anything right can we? AUTOREFLEX ME: sulks |
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