The Conclusion
Kaede: Quiet! Sesshomaru is about to show his talent!
Sesshomaru::steps up to the stage::
Kikyo: ::to Kagome:: I wonder what he�s gonna do?
Kagome: I know, he�s not holding anything, no, prop, no instrument, no juggling balls, nothing!
InuYasha: It can�t beat my talent.
Sango: ::to Miroku:: He�s kinda in denial, isn�t he?
Miroku: Shhhh! Not so loud.
Sesshomaru::clears throat::
::the crowd silences::
Sesshomaru:.....I.....
Kouga: Did it suddenly get sparkle-ly out here?
Sesshomaru:....am.....
InuYasha: ::being attacked by a giant bubble, one of the many that have suddenly appeared:: AHHHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
Shippo: Bubbles and sparkles! Bubbles and sparkles!
Kagome: Dear Lord, even, *I* can�t produce them to this magnitude!
Sesshomaru:....Sesshomaru...::teeth sparkle::
Sango: Nice touch.
Kouga: ::curled up in a ball:: Make it stop, Mommy, make it stop!
InuYasha: ::is now beating bubbles off with the Tetsusaiga:: FREAKING ASS BUBBLES!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: ::is slowing inching away from a cloud of sparkles that seem to be coming closer::
Kikyo: ::surveying the effects:: Quite impressive.
Kaede: Indeed.
Kagome: YAYYY! ::applauds and is soon joined by the other females::
Sesshomaru::Takes a bow and all the bubbles and sparkles dissipate to the immense relief of the guys::
Kouga: ::uncovering his eyes:: Are they gone?
InuYasha: I think so ::but he still keeps his sword unsheathed::
Miroku: ::lets out sigh of relief::
Shippo: Well, uh, if all the talents have been shown, I guess it�s time to vote.
Kagome: Already? Sheesh, this is kinda difficult.
Kaede: I dunno, Sesshomaru is such a jackass.
Sango: Then again, we *are* comparing him to InuYasha.
Kikyo: Good point, at least Sesshomaru is a classy jackass.
Kagome: Well, InuYasha *can* be pretty sweet sometimes.
Kikyo: ::hmphs:: Obviously *you�ve* never tried to drag him into the depths of hell.
Sango: No, I think thats kinda a �you� thing.
Kouga: Could you chicks hurry it up? I wanna point and laugh at Dog Breath.
Miroku: Careful, they might both take offense at that.
Kouga: Laugh at, er, half dog breath.
Miroku: Uh, nice save ^_^;;;.
InuYasha: GODDAMMIT JUST HURRY IT UP ALREADY!
Kaede: Sheesh, sheesh, we�re done already.
::the judges dump a handful of ballots into Shippo�s paws::
Shippo: ::Slowly peruses each ballot muttering �hmmm� after each. Finally.:: Okay, if thats all the ballots, the winner is...
Voices off Stage: WAIT!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: Ehh?
::suddenly a herd of rabid Sesshomaru fan girls stampede over the crest of the hill::
S Fan Girl 1: We all have ballots proclaiming Sesshomaru the winner!
The Herd: Yeah! ::they toss ballots on Shippo and run over to get their drool on Sesshomaru::
InuYasha: Hey! No fair!
Shippo: ::is immediately drowned in little white pieces of paper. He manages to crawl to the top of the mountain:: In light of this new development, I declare Sessh-
More Voices off Stage: NOT SO FAST!!!!!!!!!!
Sango: This is getting scary.
::now a herd of rabid InuYasha fan girls have burst into the clearing::
I Fan Girl 1: *We* all have ballots proclaiming our dear InuYasha-chan the winner of this contest!!
The Herd: Yeah! :they toss ballots on Shippo and run over to get their drool on InuYasha::
Shippo: I�m getting the worst sense of deja vu.
InuYasha: ::to Sesshomaru:: Eat that, bastard ^_^
Sesshomaru:You�re lack of power is rivaled only by tour stupidity. You fail to notice I, Sesshomaru-sama, have more fan girls.
S Fan Girls: Yayyyyy!
InuYasha: Damn
I Fan Girl 9: Don�t worry, InuYasha, our number may be small but we are ruthless. We each filled out 2 ballots!
Shippo: You mean I have to count them all? O.o
Miroku: That�ll take forever!
Fan Girls: We can wait! ::begin to fawn hand and foot over their respective demons.
InuYasha: Ack! Ack! No locks of hair! Down! Get down!
Kagome: Poor guy. I wonder how Sesshomaru is faring?
Kikyo: ::Looks over the rock they are all hiding behind:: Uh..::shades eyes:: he appears to be flexing.
Kaede: Dear Lord.
Miroku: How come *I* don�t have any fan girls? Even Kouga has one! ::points over to where cyberkitten#13 is fawning over said Kouga::
Sango: I think they require pointy ears, fangs, or long hair.
Miroku: ::clasps Sango�s hands:: Sango, will you be my fan girl?
Sango: ::thinking �Well, I suppose this is a hop skip and a jump above the usual question but...�:: No.
Miroku: Please?
Sango: No.
Miroku: Just on Wednesday?
Sango: -_- I�ll just be going now.
Kagome: Yeah, I�d better be heading back too.
Kikyo: Yipes! It�s already twilight! I�ve got souls to steal and little children to frighten.
Kaede: What about them? ::gestures to InuYasha and Sesshomaru::
Kagome: They�ll be ok.
Fan Girls: Oooh, he�s soooooooo sexy!
Sango: That's it, I�m getting sick to my stomach. ::leaves::
Miroku: I think I�ll walk Sango home ^-^ ::follows::
::within seconds the grove is cleared of everyone but the siblings and their rabid fan girls. Nothing has been accomplished, nothing has been decided but golly gee I sure had fun getting there!::
THE END
*Bonus*
I Want to Shave the World Song
note: Ok, this is an apology for the stupid ending. It�s is funnier if you actually have some knowledge of the translated lyrics to �I Want to Change the World�
if you don't, go here:
http://www.op-otaku.com/Lyrics/InuYashaLyrics/iwanttochangetheworld.shtml
I WANT TO SHAVE THE WORLD
Without loosing my razor
If I stretch I can shave my ankles
My legs�ll be able to shine
IT�S WONDERLAND
That night when my leg hair grew
I couldn't understand why
I couldn't believe it was possible
and covered my legs(with baggy pants)
When I met you
I found, in your bag, the razor I should use
Because there were 3 blades there
That made my legs feel so natural
I took off my pants(^_-)
I WANT TO SHAVE THE WORLD
I will never hesitate
If I make a future where everyone has razors
I�ll be able to shave anywhere
CHANGE MY BLADE
Without losing my passion
I�ll show off my legs
Toward the girls tomorrow
And might be able to keep the razor
IT�S WONDERLAND
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