ZOC BAR 12'S NOT SO SECRET DIARY |
My Diary By Zoc Bar 12 aged 11 1/2 years old: How it all happened... |
Zonk 16th: An UpdateMiss Theobald was captured by the Men In Black and couldn't get back from Earth! The Newspapers say it was an accident. Talk about famous! Even the sixth years think Sal and I fab. We totally agree. Her first name's Vera. Vera Sensible. VERY Sensible!!! Secondly, Blackie and Ginny have been made our Singing and Music teachers!! Is n't that great?!?!??!! But the really exciting thing is something that happened on the way down to class this morning...
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So much has happened, it's hard to write it all down! For a start we've got
a new head mistress called Miss Sensible. She's really nice, except for the
fact that if you're naughty, she talks to you in her office for 6 hours about
"Being (yawn, zzzzzz,) sensible."
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Suddenly, we felt a sharp tap on our shoulders, and we turned 'round to see a lady in canary-yellow-lenzed glasses. She was also wearing a humongos smile. "Hello!!" she beamed, her bangles jiggling as her tentacles quivered excitedly "I'm the famous Madame Hermione Tibette-" I gasped! The well known scientist!! "-and I'd like to congratulate your small performance getting rid of my... I mean your headmistress... Well, I know it's not as good as being charming, attractive, adventurous, intelligent and witty like moi!" Sally and I ex- changed sarcastic glances...
And thats where it REALLY started...
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"But!" she continued "Whether you undoubtably want to or not, we cannot sit
here staring at my beauty all day. To the point. I would like your form to
visit my laboratry this week-"
