ZOC BAR 12's SECRET DIARY -EPISODE3. GOODBYE MISS THEOBALD!!! |
My Secret Diary By Zoc Bar 12 aged 11 years old: A record of my first year at Miss Theobald's Academy. |
Zonk 12thSally and I hid Blackie and Ginny in our bags, and tiptoed in with unconvincing innocence."Sal!" I hissed "We've just GOT TO be in the same dormy!" Then I saw the notice- board. "YES!" I shouted "Miss T's announced First Years to sleep in TWOS!!!!! Two to a dormy, and we're together!" We rushed upstairs and quickly decided The Two Talkers(Blackie and Ginny) should be kept in the Greenhouses of the school(those Greenhouses were abandoned) during the day, and at night, under the bed.
"They'll have plenty of room to play in that Greenhouse, but if not,we can sometimes take them out to exercise at night!"said Sally. We smiled as we got into bed. Everything was O.K. But we could n't of been more wrong... |
Zonk 13th:In the night...DDDDDDRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! "Whassat?" Sally mumbled."Quick,Sal,the FIRE BELL!" I shouted. We ran and ran until we were out on the field. There, fuming with anger, was Miss Theobald.She was holding...BLACKIE AND GINNY!
We screamed and Miss T boomed: "Who owns these...these ... DESPICABLE creatures?" Sally and I stepped forward. "Sooooooooo......." she yelled,her eyes fireballs. "You TRICKED me! Tomorrow, I shall dispose of these ... these MONSTERS!!!!!! by putting them in a sack and throwing them into the river! Now go to bed!!" We were crying as we walked back. "Cheer up, Sal!"I said, with a gleam in my eye "'Cos I have a cunning plan..." |
Zonk 14th:In the night...We crept downstairs, and I peeped round the door, cautiously checking that Miss T wasn't there yet."It's all clear, Sal.Come on!" I whispered. Sally tiptoed out, constantly looking back over her shoulder. "Come ON!" I persisted. We tiptoed into the greenhouse. In the corner, was the sack, which we could here muffled mews coming from. Blackie's squeaky meow of a voice sounded. "It's Her! That montrous green thing's coming to get us!!!!!!!!!!" "No it's not!" I hissed "It's me, Zoc Bar 12, and Sally! We've come to rescue you, so keep your voices down! Miss T'll be here in a minute!" We quickly undid the tight knots that binded the sack. "Sally," I said, forgetting to whisper. "You keep guard, and I'll get the stones." Sally nodded, and hastily put her tentacle to her lip and glared at me to get the message across. I gulped an answer, and she tiptoed to the door. LATER "Here they are." I whispered, showing Sally the heavy stones cradled in my tentacles. "Quick!" hissed Sally "That was Miss T's alarm clock!!!!!" I sprinted towards the sacks, when suddenly... ...CCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'd knocked over a whole table of plants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "DUCK!" I yelled as Miss T's light turned on, and she peered out of her window... ...the light went off again. I tiptoed as fast as I could and emptied the stones into the sack and did it up again just as Miss T's tentaclesteps could be heard! Automatically, Sally and I dived under the tables, grabbing our cats. Miss T plodded by, and one of her tentacles bonked my nose. She collected the sacks, and plodded back out of the greenhouse. Sally and I tiptoed after her, and jumped in the back of the flying saucer
Miss T was starting up.
Once the flying saucer was hovering above the river that the so-called Blackie and Ginny were going to be dropped in, Sally and I crept to the front of the flying saucer, and just as she was about to drop them, we lept to the front and shoved her out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We thought she was going to fall in the lake. That is what we meant to happen. But she missed the lake. She missed the entire planet of Zog, in fact. The flying saucer's drive field threw her through a space warp; and even from Zog, we could hear the tremendous CRASH!!!!!!!!!!! as she hit the last place it had visited, Planet Earth, far, far away.
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