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| A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage to is precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my beeeemer!!!," he whined. "You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!," retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!" "Oh my gaaad..." replied the yuppie, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was. "Where's my Rolex!!!!!" Hi folks, If you're one of those people that feels tired of working too much, it is good to remember the words of Bernard Shaw who wrote, "The year is made up of 365 days, each having 24 hours, 12 of which are night time hours which add up to ta toal of 182 days. This leaves you with 183 days of work, minus 52 Sundays which leaves you 131 days to work, minus 52 Saturdays which leaves you 79 days to work. But there are 4 hours each day set aside for eating which adds up to 60 days which leaves you 19 days for working, but you are entitled to 15 days vacation which means you have 4 days left for work, minus 3days you usually take off due to illness or other emergencies, which leaves you one day to work, but which happens to be a Labor day which is a holiday". So why are you tired?" * * * Home Next Page |
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