22:Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23:Take 6 packets of rice cakes to the eam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew then cough. repeat if necessary.
24:Masturbate
25:Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 mins into it loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this.I've been to every lecture all semester long! Whats the deal? And who the hell are you? Wheres the regular guy?"
26:Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27:Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all the questions and answers completely blacked out.
28:Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/herin a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when i get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!!!
29:From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme song to jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop.When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30:After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.