2:Talk the entire way through the exam. Read the questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm soooo sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3:Bring a game boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4:On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.Be creative.
5:Run into the exam room looking about frantically.Breath a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6:15 min into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam.Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7:Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bath towel on your head, and nothing else.
8:Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9:Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10:As soon as the instructor hands you the exam,eat it.
11:Every 5 min. Stand up, collect all things, move to another seat continue with the exam.
12:Turn in the exam approx. 30 min into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13:Get the exam. 20 mins into it, throw your paper down violently, scream "Fu#K This!" and walk out triumphantly.
14:Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)
15:Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mummy)
16:Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17:Come to the exam wearing a black cloak.After about 30 mins,put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18:If the exam is maths/science related, make up the longest proofs you can possibly think of.Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19:Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20:Bring some large,cumbersome, ugly idol.Put it right next to you.Pray to it often.Consider a small sacrifice.