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| "Everything changes, nothing remains constant" - Buddha "Not to resemble one's neighbour, that is everything" - Flaubert "If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else" - The Peter Principle "That will teach you to interrupt Katie Hill!" - Graham Walters gets angered by background noise when his favourite female presenter is on TV "Can't see many mum's buying it" - Pete Muscutt discusses the release of the first Slipknot album. "Sweet" - Pete Muscutt's brother's mate Colin. "Are we talking Isla Fisher gorgeous or Kate Winslet gorgeous?" - Pete Muscutt gets confused. "Offer her food and she's all yours" - Simon Laughton on the guard dog abilities of Megan, one of his dogs. "To Pete, keep up your strange ways, don't change" - Graham Walters' entry in Pete Muscutt's leaving book from college. "You're twisted, perverted and sick! I like that in a person!" - Richard Mudway, someone in Pete Muscutt's maths class at school leaves a lovely comment in Pete's leaving book. "You heard the man Tubbs....get undressed" - Reece Shearsmith as Edward in The League Of Gentlemen. "Water! H20!" - Pete Muscutt's random comment that almost made Simon crash his car through laughing. "Anything that can go wrong, will" - Murphy's Law. "Smile you son of a bitch!" - Roy Scheider as Brody in Jaws. "I am insane and you are my insanity" - Bruce Willis as Cole in Twelve Monkeys. "The bottom line is - I'm addicted to food" - John Branco, the World's Fattest Man "If I can't have a Pepsi, I'll have a Coke" - Paul Stanley of rock band Kiss "I'm a family butcher, I keep respectable hours" - Mark Gatiss as Hilary Briss in The League Of Gentlemen "There's nothing" - The character Tyler, from the Shaun Hutson book "Erebus" "Sex, as they say here, that three letter word whose power cannot be demeaned by the foulness of four letter words" - Synopsis for the Russ Meyer film Good Morning And Goodbye. "If everyone needs a bosom for a pillow, then this film is a king size bed!" - Synopsis for the Russ Meyer film Mondo Topless. "I feel like I've taken the mountain to Mohammed, only to find...he's already bloody got one" - Nicholas Lyndhurst as Rodney Trotter in Only Fools And Horses. "Win If You Can, Survive If I Let You" - Pete Muscutt's idea for a great gameshow "You Bet Your Wife" - Another Pete Muscutt idea for a gameshow. "My God! The son of a bitch is broken in half!" - WWF wrestling commentator, Jim Ross "Your music's shite it keeps me up all night, up all night" - Married With Children by Oasis. "Old man what the hell you gonna kill next" - The Bravery Of Being Out Of Range by Roger Waters. "No-one comes here, now I'm feeding strangers" - Warriors by Gary Numan "If only my wife was as dirty as this" - seen written on the back of a filthy van with someone's finger |
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