JUNE 2000
ALL MY MATES (LAUGHTON)
Hanging round looking for some fun I look from my window at the glorious sun
Stuck inside nobody around I reckon they�re not here they�ve gone to town
All my mates I�m all alone sat in my room by the phone
All my mates are getting tans desperate I turn to the cans
All my mates I�m just a loner fancying that girl maybe I should phone her
A few drinks later I get the guts pick up the phone all I get is buts
Get another drink start feeling sick put down the phone that does the trick
All my mates I�m all alone sat in my room by the phone
All my mates are getting tans desperate I turn to the cans
All my mates I�m just a loner fancying that girl maybe I should phone her
I give in I�m in despair why only me not very fair
Should I start again somewhere new then it would stop me feeling blue
All my mates I�m all alone sat in my room by the phone
All my mates are getting tans desperate I turn to the cans
All my mates I�m just a loner fancying that girl maybe I should phone her

Simon�s first contribution to the group, and I can only imagine it was written from his own experience. I was there when he wrote it actually, we were in his room at his house, and it seemed to be a very sporadic writing process. Write two lines, play a Playstation game, write another two lines, check email�it seemed to take a very long time to write this song. Still, worth it if only for the fact that it�s Simon�s first crack at writing a song.
ROOM FOR ME (MUSCUTT)
Going out without me I don�t know why told me they weren�t doing anything such a lie
And when I saw them laughing without me
That�s when I went back home to mum and dad but when I arrived they said to me
There�s no room for me not even at home now anymore
They say I should get out more and maybe even leave
No room for me the time has come for me
To get things done and dusted got to get a move on they�ve had enough of me
And so I moved out to a flat in time but soon things started going wrong
And from the letterbox the bills dropped down and now I wonder how to pay them all
There�s no room for me not even at home now anymore
They say I should get out more and maybe even leave
No room for me the time has come for me
To get things done and dusted got to get a move on they�ve had enough of me

A lot of the earlier songs seemed to be about hypothetical situations, like this one, which is about a young person being faced with moving out. I guess all young people face this at some time or another, I did when I moved out to go to university, anyway. When I finish I know there�ll be a place at my family home for me until I sort something more permanent out, at least. The person in this song has parents that are very impatient, obviously.
THE WORLD AND HIS DOG HATES ME (MUSCUTT)
Why do you all hate me it�s not as if I try on purpose to make you dislike me so why do you all hate me
It�s not as if I can do anything about it and when you see me in town it�s like you don�t want me around
You cross over as I pass why does everybody hate me I�ve done all I can to be loved
Why does everyone abhor me it�s beginning to get to me
I know you talk about me behind my back making words
When I�m not around and you groan in resignation when I walk through the door
Maybe I should turn and walk the other way would anyone miss me would anyone care
And when you see me in town it�s like you don�t want me around
You cross over as I pass why does everybody hate me I�ve done all I can to be loved
Why does everyone abhor me it�s beginning to get to me

Oh no � this has to be my least favourite song that I�ve ever written! Everything about it is terrible, it�s such a bad example of a classic teen angst tune � the lyrics sound whining, the overall tone of the song is one of a paranoid, sad, lonely bastard pissing away life�it�s crap. Even the title is awful! Please, ignore this one and read on�unless you�ve just read it, in which case have a good chortle and move on.
THE PAINTED MAN (MUSCUTT)
Sometimes I wonder why I come here sometimes I wonder why I see you
It doesn�t do anything for me or anything for you I don�t know why I come here but I do
And I think we lost touch someday it had to happen
It just happened sooner than later for us I don�t know why I bothered but I do
Wasting all those feelings I thought were love on you

I think the songs I�ve written have got longer as time has gone on, this one is from June 2000, and is like, five lines long � whereas songs from November 2001 (more than a year later) are over twice as long! Longer than that in some cases. This was originally an instrumental, but then I came up with some lyrics that fit the tune, and this song was born.
FIRE BAD, TREE PRETTY (MUSCUTT) (JUNE 2000)
Looks so bad on the surface someone said but deeper down it�s not so bad
If only you would take the time to uncover you might find more than you�re looking for
The fire is raging but nothing can harm us the city is burning but we�re as cold as ice
It�s an indication of your discretion someone said when you take a look at the ashes
But if only you would pull off the covers you just might find what you�re looking for
The world is going down and it�s taking us with it the town is burning we see it consuming
Feel it coming covered uncovered you said but when you�re unclothed it�s always so cold
And if you could discover me then you might uncover me
You might find something more I can almost see you falling
Can you feel the walls coming in I hear you say I wait forever to hear you speak
I make out the outlines of buildings so far away they�re falling faster than envy you say
Now I feel you sliding away into the cold now it�s near it�s here I can feel the cold
It�s a feeling of your regret someone said when you look at the ashes
But when you pulled off the covers unveiled the layers I think you found what you were looking for

The title for this song came from an episode of �Buffy The Vampire Slayer� � I can�t remember who said it, maybe a �Buffy� obsessive can help me out? The song is about exploring someone�s personality.
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