TheRandomSinger: heeeeey!!!
blue eyez 5283: *stares at you blearily*
TheRandomSinger: what?
TheRandomSinger: whats your problem?
TheRandomSinger: geez
blue eyez 5283: i'm tired
TheRandomSinger: I'm so sick of this additude you give me
TheRandomSinger: the least you could do is say heeeeey back
blue eyez 5283: *makes a face*
TheRandomSinger: so...is phoenix still coming over?
blue eyez 5283: i think
TheRandomSinger: did I spell her name right?
TheRandomSinger: lol
blue eyez 5283: lol
blue eyez 5283: yup
blue eyez 5283: *cheers*
TheRandomSinger: yay!
TheRandomSinger: *dances around with vanilla coke case*
blue eyez 5283: mom didnt find out that i havent done my laundry
blue eyez 5283: omg vanilla coke
blue eyez 5283: i have been trying to buy one since they came out
TheRandomSinger: you haven't tried one yet?
TheRandomSinger: omg...you loser
TheRandomSinger: jk
TheRandomSinger: lol
blue eyez 5283: *makes another face*
blue eyez 5283: i'm gonna kill jaime
blue eyez 5283: no really, i'm going to reach through my dsl line and strangle
blue eyez 5283: her
TheRandomSinger: ok...sounds good to me
TheRandomSinger: :-D
TheRandomSinger: I'm watching dora the explorer
TheRandomSinger: lol
TheRandomSinger: well, I have it on, I'm not actually watching it
blue eyez 5283: haha
blue eyez 5283: come on, vamanos, everybody lets go
TheRandomSinger: so......
TheRandomSinger: *yawns*
blue eyez 5283: yea
blue eyez 5283: i agree
TheRandomSinger: *looks over at bed*...lij is still sleeping
blue eyez 5283: *glances at the dummy that she put in your bed that only looks like lij*
TheRandomSinger: ha...whatever
blue eyez 5283: *pokes the real lij who is sleeping in her bed*
TheRandomSinger: it really is lij
TheRandomSinger: in my bed
blue eyez 5283: you left too soon last night! i didnt get a chance to sleepwalk over and steal him
TheRandomSinger: lol
TheRandomSinger: oh well
TheRandomSinger: I have my room protected by a secrect security system
TheRandomSinger: no one can get through it
blue eyez 5283: i think it's so cute when he speaks in his almost british accent
TheRandomSinger: so...tough luck
TheRandomSinger: lol
TheRandomSinger: I know!
TheRandomSinger: *sigh*
TheRandomSinger: I love Lij with all my soul
blue eyez 5283: i have a huge thing for accents
TheRandomSinger: me too!
TheRandomSinger: accents are sexy!
blue eyez 5283: dont you mean, i love the lord god with all my soul? lol
blue eyez 5283: *wags finger*
TheRandomSinger: *laughing at that wags finger thing8
TheRandomSinger: *
blue eyez 5283: i was watching MTV and it was cribs for some guy from bbmak...and i watched it because he had an accent
blue eyez 5283: i like them so much even billy boyd isnt looking terrible
TheRandomSinger: haha
blue eyez 5283: (no offense to pippin, of course)
TheRandomSinger: omg...I fecking LOVE pippin
blue eyez 5283: i liked sam in the book, but frodo in the movie
blue eyez 5283: merry has always been kinda boring..he doesnt get in as much fun trouble as pippin, and he's not very cute in the movie
blue eyez 5283: with his dog nose
TheRandomSinger: frodo didn't seem like he actually did or said much
TheRandomSinger: he was just...there
blue eyez 5283: lol
blue eyez 5283: he didnt say much...but...he got talked about alot!
TheRandomSinger: gah...merry is...er...not...good...ah...looking
TheRandomSinger: yea
blue eyez 5283: lol
TheRandomSinger: lol
TheRandomSinger: who played merry?
blue eyez 5283: i cant wait for the next one! ents! *makes happy noises*
blue eyez 5283: dominic mangahgbhadbghdafbahdsf
blue eyez 5283: i'm not sure how to spell his last name, could you tell?
TheRandomSinger: yea..thats what I thought...but I couldn't remember
TheRandomSinger: yea...just kinda
blue eyez 5283: happy 4th of july! *cheer*
TheRandomSinger: you just added a little hint of "I don't know how to spell this" to the name
blue eyez 5283: hehe
TheRandomSinger: oh yay...it's the 4th of july
TheRandomSinger: woopie
TheRandomSinger: but pippin is one sexy beast
blue eyez 5283: you sound excited
blue eyez 5283: lol
blue eyez 5283: billy boyd?
TheRandomSinger: no...billy is just...billy, but pippin...he's a sexy beast
TheRandomSinger: lol
blue eyez 5283: lmao
TheRandomSinger: billy looks totally different in real life
TheRandomSinger: so...yea
blue eyez 5283: little old for you, isnt he? 30ish?
TheRandomSinger: so....?
TheRandomSinger: lol
TheRandomSinger: I can pretend can't I?
TheRandomSinger: how old is pippin supposed to be in fotr?
blue eyez 5283: 30ish
blue eyez 5283: lol
blue eyez 5283: i'm serious..thats kinda yong for hobbits and he's the youngest
TheRandomSinger: yea...so...he's fine for me then
TheRandomSinger: lol
blue eyez 5283: haha
blue eyez 5283: 30?!
TheRandomSinger: *has laughing spazm at joe from blues clues*
TheRandomSinger: yes!
TheRandomSinger: shut up!
TheRandomSinger: lol
blue eyez 5283: lol
TheRandomSinger: you make it sound so...stupid!
blue eyez 5283: hey! joe can act better than steve can
TheRandomSinger: whatever...steve was much better
TheRandomSinger: joe sucks
TheRandomSinger: he doesn't get as excited
TheRandomSinger: or...whatever
blue eyez 5283: no..you're just a... i mean that makes billy..or pippin, rather...a ..a..PEDOPHILE
TheRandomSinger: pedophile?
TheRandomSinger: what the fuck
TheRandomSinger: why do you have to use such big words
blue eyez 5283: lol
TheRandomSinger: my vocabulary isn't that large
TheRandomSinger: can you not tell?
blue eyez 5283: a pedophile is an older person with a creepy attraction to children
TheRandomSinger: oooooook
TheRandomSinger: so.......am I supposed to care?
TheRandomSinger: lol
blue eyez 5283: it's also kinda illegal
TheRandomSinger: as long is pippin is mine...its all good under my hood
TheRandomSinger: so? he's a fucking hobbit! there are no laws for hobbits!
blue eyez 5283: lol
blue eyez 5283: fine then, lij is mine
TheRandomSinger: no...lij is mine as well
blue eyez 5283: pick one, dammit
TheRandomSinger: we have to get rid of that damned franka first
blue eyez 5283: limit one (1) concubine per pervy obsessed hobbit fancier
TheRandomSinger: but...but...*lower lip trembles*...I want both! *cries hystarically*
blue eyez 5283: *hands kleenex*
TheRandomSinger: and where did this little rule come from?!?!?
blue eyez 5283: hehe
TheRandomSinger: you can't just change the game right in the middle of it!
TheRandomSinger: thats...thats...cheating!
blue eyez 5283: *reaches into elijah's back pocket*
TheRandomSinger: *points finger at you*
TheRandomSinger: *odd look on face*
blue eyez 5283: *pulls out paper that says rules on it*
blue eyez 5283: *points to rule number 3-limit one (1) concubine per pervy obsessed hobbit fancier*
TheRandomSinger: well fine! I get Lij then
blue eyez 5283: *smiles and puts paper back in elijah's pocket*
blue eyez 5283: grr
TheRandomSinger: lol
blue eyez 5283: then i get...uuum....
blue eyez 5283: sean needs to lose some weight
blue eyez 5283: lol
TheRandomSinger: lmao blue eyez 5283: and dom has an ugly nose
TheRandomSinger: you don't have to take a LOTR fella
blue eyez 5283: so i want...frodo
TheRandomSinger: ok...lol
blue eyez 5283: elijah and frodo are 2 different people ya know
TheRandomSinger: yea
TheRandomSinger: I know
blue eyez 5283: and i get the one closest to my height
TheRandomSinger: oh no!
TheRandomSinger: someone is home
TheRandomSinger: *looks around frantically*
blue eyez 5283: lol
blue eyez 5283: why? what are you doing that you shouldnt be?
TheRandomSinger: god damnit...what the fuck...brb
blue eyez 5283: *pokes frodo, he giggles like the pilsbury doughboy*
blue eyez 5283: ok
TheRandomSinger: I hafta help carry fecking shit in
blue eyez 5283: groceries?
TheRandomSinger: ok
TheRandomSinger: back
TheRandomSinger: yuuuuup
blue eyez 5283: figures
blue eyez 5283: *pokes frodo again*
TheRandomSinger: god...why does pop have to be so fecking heavy?
blue eyez 5283: pop? like...soda?
TheRandomSinger: uh...yes
TheRandomSinger: lol
TheRandomSinger: we call it pop here in minnesota
blue eyez 5283: what! i get confused
TheRandomSinger: I don't know what you folks call it there, but here...its pop
blue eyez 5283: i'm just one of those dorks who wishes she could live in england or scotland and worship the accents
blue eyez 5283: we call it...soda
TheRandomSinger: lol
TheRandomSinger: soda...that sounds funny if you say it outloud over and over
blue eyez 5283: so do most words
blue eyez 5283: they start to lose their meanings
blue eyez 5283: say shampoo repeatedly
TheRandomSinger: lmao
TheRandomSinger: I'm going to make another elijah layout for my site
TheRandomSinger: maybe that will make me happy
TheRandomSinger: and it's going to be bright and colorful!
blue eyez 5283: i wanna make a frodo layout
blue eyez 5283: i have 2 pictures of frodo that make my heart break into a zillion squeeful little bitty pieces
TheRandomSinger: lmao
TheRandomSinger: do you have any ideas for contests at my site?
TheRandomSinger: I need more
TheRandomSinger: and I want ones that no one else has done
blue eyez 5283: uum
blue eyez 5283: no
blue eyez 5283: if i had good ideas i'd put them on my godawful site, stupid
TheRandomSinger: well...you're no help...as usual
blue eyez 5283: thank you
blue eyez 5283: http://www.bagendinn.com/images/pileup2med.jpg
TheRandomSinger: well how should I know, you never do anything on your site, including bloging
blue eyez 5283: look, hobbits in a bunch
TheRandomSinger: hrmm...*looking at frodo...and his...er...positioning*
TheRandomSinger: lol
blue eyez 5283: lol
blue eyez 5283: i saved a bigger version of that pic
blue eyez 5283: its another one of those squeeful delights of mine
TheRandomSinger: lol
TheRandomSinger: make it like...lifesize and print it out
TheRandomSinger: and stick in on your wall
blue eyez 5283: bwahaha
TheRandomSinger: or floor, and lay on top of them like you're a hobbit too
TheRandomSinger: lol
blue eyez 5283: and draw myself in on top of frodo
TheRandomSinger: yea
blue eyez 5283: *grin*
TheRandomSinger: that would be oh so niiiiice
blue eyez 5283: i could put it on my bed and have all the hobbits...except...dom would be the room service guy and sam would be the maid until he lost weight
TheRandomSinger: lmao
TheRandomSinger: stop being so mean to sam
TheRandomSinger: he's a sexy beast too
TheRandomSinger: sorta...lol
blue eyez 5283: hehe
blue eyez 5283: i saw a pic when he was
blue eyez 5283: it's not sam, it's sean
blue eyez 5283: http://www.boomspeed.com/ktwhoopi/arena.jpg
blue eyez 5283: *grins and points to his hip*
blue eyez 5283: look! thats actualy skin! bwahah!
TheRandomSinger: wow...lij showin some skin
TheRandomSinger: I'm diggin' it
blue eyez 5283: bwaha
blue eyez 5283: so do you think we'll get a butt shot at the tower of cirith ungol?
TheRandomSinger: he looks sooooooooooo sexy
TheRandomSinger: he needs to tan more often
TheRandomSinger: it's a good look
TheRandomSinger: lol
blue eyez 5283: yup
TheRandomSinger: don't konw
TheRandomSinger: I'm hopin
blue eyez 5283: he looks all sweaty though
TheRandomSinger: *crosses fingers*
TheRandomSinger: so what?
TheRandomSinger: sweat is good
blue eyez 5283: hehe
TheRandomSinger: it means he works hard
blue eyez 5283: i cant wait for cirith ungol
blue eyez 5283: lmao
blue eyez 5283: have you ever seen rocky horror picture show?
TheRandomSinger: like a really long time ago
blue eyez 5283: Frank: Sean B
Janet: Lijah
Brad: Dom
Riff: Sean A
Magenta: Billy
Columbia: Orli
Dr Scott: Ian
Rocky: Viggo
Eddie: John
Criminologist: Hugo
blue eyez 5283: that is is the lotr cast did rocky horror...lijah is janet!
TheRandomSinger: ooook
blue eyez 5283: if*
TheRandomSinger: well, I don't remember like...anything from the movie so...it doesn't really mean much to me
TheRandomSinger: lol
blue eyez 5283: haha
TheRandomSinger: there is something in my eye
blue eyez 5283: 13
TheRandomSinger: *sneezes*
blue eyez 5283: aah
blue eyez 5283: you scared me
TheRandomSinger: oook
TheRandomSinger: lol
TheRandomSinger: *trying to get whatever is in my eye out*
blue eyez 5283: good luck
TheRandomSinger: "I'm rather fond of blenders." Elijah Wood
blue eyez 5283: lmao
blue eyez 5283: i read that
blue eyez 5283: i thought it was hysterical
TheRandomSinger: I know!
TheRandomSinger: lol
TheRandomSinger: but...he does have a point
TheRandomSinger: blenders are great
TheRandomSinger: and if his mom makes a mean milkshake...it's all good
TheRandomSinger: *hugs lij*
TheRandomSinger: *realizes lij can't breath so she lets up*
blue eyez 5283: lmao
TheRandomSinger: I'm going to my "friends" house tonight
TheRandomSinger: I don't want to go
blue eyez 5283: i thinks it's cute that he lives with his mom
TheRandomSinger: its no fun
TheRandomSinger: I know!
TheRandomSinger: it's adorable!
blue eyez 5283: but i want him to move out and get a cool house so he can be on MTV cribs
TheRandomSinger: don't move out lij! don't move out!
TheRandomSinger: lmao
blue eyez 5283: and i can see his bedroom *wink*
TheRandomSinger: I think he should move to minnesota
TheRandomSinger: stupid josh hartnett lives here
TheRandomSinger: *stabs josh*
blue eyez 5283: *stabs the josh that she knows because he's a dickhead*
TheRandomSinger: lmao
blue eyez 5283: aaaah
blue eyez 5283: i'm bored
TheRandomSinger: yea
TheRandomSinger: me too
TheRandomSinger: I'm getting offline soon
TheRandomSinger: *looks over at lij*
TheRandomSinger: *points*...he needs me
blue eyez 5283: lol
blue eyez 5283: *looks around for someone to be needed by*
blue eyez 5283: uuuum
TheRandomSinger: *points to frodo lying on ground*
blue eyez 5283: *grabs frodo*
TheRandomSinger: *listening to the lunch scence in fotr*
blue eyez 5283: *poking frodo continously and laughing when he giggles like the pillsbury dude*
TheRandomSinger: what about second breakfast? luncheon? afternoon tea?
TheRandomSinger: lmao
TheRandomSinger: you're a sick sick person digi
blue eyez 5283: *stands up and takes a bow*
TheRandomSinger: *giggles after realizing how cute it is, the pillsbury giggle that is*
TheRandomSinger: *claps*
TheRandomSinger: *standing ovation*
blue eyez 5283: well he has such a young face..he looks about 7 years old, and i dont wanna be a pedophile too like billy!
blue eyez 5283: *points her thumb at billy, who looks up and says "oh, nice, ash on my tomatoes!*
TheRandomSinger: lol
blue eyez 5283: i'm on kazaa trying to download the pillsbury giggle
TheRandomSinger: lmao
TheRandomSinger: thats sad
blue eyez 5283: *cries*
blue eyez 5283: what's sadder is that they dont have it
blue eyez 5283: *pokes frodo again and then goes off to play tag with him and pippin*
blue eyez 5283: *waves hand in front of your face*
blue eyez 5283: hello?!
blue eyez 5283: *shrugs, gets tagged by frodo, runs after him*
TheRandomSinger: lol
TheRandomSinger: sorry
TheRandomSinger: I was reading something at ED
blue eyez 5283: ok
blue eyez 5283: *pounces from behind a bush and tags frodo, runs off giggling manically*
TheRandomSinger: *rolls eyes*
TheRandomSinger: my tummy hurts
blue eyez 5283: im gonna go change and have breakfast
blue eyez 5283: i mean lunch
TheRandomSinger: fine
TheRandomSinger: whatever
TheRandomSinger: be that way
blue eyez 5283: uum..
blue eyez 5283: i will, thanks
blue eyez 5283: *smiles apologetically and runs off to have a picnic with frodo*
TheRandomSinger: *is sitting on lij's lap*

Auto response from blue eyez 5283: lunching

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