It's not worth getting into bed unless Elijah is in it.

If all else fails, read the directions.

If you can't do it, pretend you don't want to.

Why do it the easy way if you can do it the hard way?

When it feels like nothing's right, it's probably because nothing IS right.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

Silence is golden, but shouting is fun.

It's not loud until my ears are bleeding. *refering to music*

When you need to pound the shit outta something, younger siblings come in handy.

When life gets you down, turn that frown upside down!

It's only funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious.

When you're lost, try turning the map right-side up.

Retrace your steps