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Lenny: Hey Patrick, you wanna sing a song about the most deadly thing in the world?
Pat: Ok! What is it? Guns?
Lenny: No
Pat: Drugs?
Lenny: No.
Pat: *disappointed* Mom and dad?
Lenny: Well besides that the most deadly thing in the world is..!
Pat: *excited* Yea!?
Lenny: Chocolate!!!!!!!!
Pat: *very disappointed* Chocolate?
Lenny: Right. Now when I say chocolate, you repeat after me!
Pat: Chocolate?
Lenny: Right!
Pat: Lenny! I don't wanna sing a song about chocolate!
Lenny: Come on, it'll be great!
Pat: *makes whinning sounds*
*singing*
Lenny: Chocolate.
Pat: Chocolate.
Lenny: It's a very deadly thing. Chocolate.
Pat: Chocolate.
Lenny: Good. Chocolate.
Pat: *mumbles* Chocolate.
Lenny: Kill everyone and be king. Chocolate.
Pat: *mumbles even more* Chocolate.
Lenny: I can't hear you. Chocolate!
Pat: *screams at top of lungs* Chocolate!!!!!
Lenny: You can stuff your face with it. Chocolate!
Pat: *misserably* Chocolate.
Lenny: Dunk your head in it. Chocolate.
Pat: Chocolate.
Lenny: Chocolate.
Pat: Chocolate!
Lenny: Chocolate for sale. Free Chocolate! Free Chocolate! Hey! All you kids wanna join in?
Kids: Yea!
Pat: Oh brother.
Lenny: Chocolate.
Kids: Chocolate!
Lenny: Makes the best candy. Chocolate.
Kids: Chocolate!
Lenny: Chocolate.
Kids: Chocolate!
Lenny: Eat too much and then pee. Chocolate.
Kids: Chocolate!
Lenny: Chocolate.
Kids: Chocolate!
Lenny: It's got lots of calories. Chocolate.
Kids: Chocolate!
Lenny: It lines your arteries. Chocolate.
Kids: Chocolate!
Lenny: Chocolate.
Kids: Chocolate!
*talking*
Lenny: Hey Patrick, you look kinda bored. Don't you want to sing with us?
Pat: *sorta whinning sarcastic and mad all at the same time, lol* No.
Lenny: Come on, you must have something you'd like to say.
Pat: *in a smart sly kind of way* Ok.
*singing*
Pat: Chocolate.
Kids: Chocolate!
Pat: Stink in girl's hair. Chocolate.
Kids: Chocolate!
Pat: Chocolate.
Kids: Chocolate!
Pat: Eat it like you don't care. Chocolate.
Kids: Chocolate!
Lenny: Chocolate!
Kids: Chocolate!
Lenny: You can take a bath in it. *Pat: Yea!* Chocolate!
Kids: Chocolate!
Lenny: Make your clothes outta it. *Pat: No way!* Chocolate!
Kids: Chocolate!
Lenny: Chocolate!
Kids: Chocolate!
Lenny: Everybody sing along!!!
Kids: Chocolate!
Kids and Lenny: Chocolate! It's a very deadly thing. Chocolate!
Pat: Give me a break
Kids and Lenny: Chocolate! Kill everyone and be king! Chocolate!
Pat: *whinning* Oh please!
Lenny: Chocolate!
Kids: Chocolate!
Lenny: You can cover ice cream in it. Chocolate!
Kids: Chocolate!
Lenny: You can cover your steak in it. Chocolate!
Kids: Chocolate!
Pat: *screaming at top of lungs again* Hold it! *music stops* Steak with chocolate?
Lenny: *talking* I guess I got carried away. *music starts up again*
*talking*
Lenny: Patrick, there must be something you like about chocolate.
Pat: *stubornly* No.
Lenny: Do you like chocolate skiing?
Pat: *admittingly* Well...
Lenny: Gaining weight?
Pat: Yea.
Lenny: Spiting it at people?
Pat: Yea but...
Lenny: Wearing it as war paint?
Pat: What?
Alicia: Chocolate can also cause damage with floods and hurricanes.
Lenny: That's right Alicia! Patrick, remember when your basement got flooded with chocolate rain last summer? I know you went snorkling, but it took them three days to clean it up!
Pat: THAT was neat!
Kids: Oh.
*singing*
Lenny: Chocolate.
Kids: Chocolate!
Lenny: You can chew on it. Chocolate.
Kids: Chocolate!
Pat: You can even drink it. Chocolate.
Kids: Chocolate!
Lenny: Chocolate!
Kids: Chocolate!
Lenny and Pat: It's just sensational, celebrational, people killer, stomach filler. Chocolate!
Kids: Chocolate!
Lenny: Chocolate!
Kids: Chocolate!
Lenny: Chocolate!
Kids: Chocolate!
Pat: I'm hungry.
Everyone: Chocolate!