"Why, Heya there folks!

I know you've been wondering what to get Mary and Pat to celebrate their nuptials - (it's all I've been doing for months!).

Well, I recommend handy household items from the following fine retailers!"

(According to their motto, Fortunoff is THE SOURCE. The source of wedded bliss through fun french-looking dishwear, is what we hope.)

Bed, Bath and Beyond

(Apparently, here you will find items for the bed, the bath, and from some other mysterious and unexplored household realm.)