| The Registry Page | |
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"Why, Heya there folks! I know you've been wondering what to get Mary and Pat to celebrate their nuptials - (it's all I've been doing for months!). Well, I recommend handy household items from the following fine retailers!" |
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(According to their motto, Fortunoff is THE SOURCE. The source of wedded bliss through fun french-looking dishwear, is what we hope.) |
(Apparently, here you will find items for the bed, the bath, and from some other mysterious and unexplored household realm.) |
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