Welcome to "The Butchers` Parlour", the official webpage of The Butchers, probably the worst football team in the world (aside from San Marino, of course...)

The Butchers are a small team from Clackmannanshire in Scotland who play mostly 5-a-side games but are willing to play larger scale games if need be.

I don`t for a second think anyone gives a damn about The Butchers but I`m bored so I thought I`d make this web page. If you are here, that means that you must be as sad as I am. I pity you...
people are as sad as me. Get a life!
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