| 4/25 - Alright, had some internet problems so I'm having to do up to Shelton. Okay, first off Batista comes out and brings out JR and they have a bit of a Celebration and HHH comes out as expected and he is dissed horribly and taunted again and again by the video of JR beating HHH. Now it's time for the odd couple, Viscera and Trish on a date and Trish is trying to get out of it without success and Viscera was late because he was picking uo some... protection. Now its Jericho VS the guy from La Resistance. Jericho wins but suffers the consiquences. Shelton comes out and saves him, but Y2J gets cocky and suffers for it. Now back to the odd couple where eating turns on Viscera and he orders a whole page from the menu and still helps himself to the rolls. Internet problems and I forgot a lot of stuff, but Hogan and HBK rule and can't wait. Also Kane beat down Tyson and Christian ran scared. Celebration of Regal new autobiography, but it's cut short by the Divari and Hussan. They will try and prove that Hogan and HBK have no chance if they can beat the tag team champs. The champs are in control most of the time but there is some double teams going on and Muhhamad takes control. Tajiri gets his butt kicked and then so does Regal. Regal manages to get tagged in and kicks kicks ass without taking names. Divari interferes again and regal chaces him down but Muhhamad gets him from behind. Divari gets to the top rope and hits it and pins Tajiri and win! OMG! This is horrible. Regal comes back in and whoops ass. They beat down regal. HOGAN GET IN HERE! Tajiri still out and Regal is in the clutch and gets kicks to the face by Tajiri. We know Hogan is here, but he and HBK are a no show! What the heck?! Where are they? Well anyways, later is Batista VS Christian who's been conducting business with Evolution. Ric Flair talked to Christian earlier before Kane chased after him. And then he went to Evolution for protection. I don't think HHH and Flair can stop Kane, but maybe the 3rd member, Sledge Hammer can. Back to the odd couple. Viscera apperently means inner organs, but his outer one isn't too bad, but i doubt he's ever seen it. There are about 8 plates there. Viscera wants to dance but Trish doesn't. Viscera goes and dances on his own but knocks the waiter over who was cleaning the dishes. Viscera: "Uhh.... Check please?" Now it's Edge VS Val Venis. From what I know about Val, he's gonna get his ass kicked. Val Venis manages to open a can of whoop ass on Edge and Venis goes to the tope rope and gets knees to the stomach. Edge goes for the spear, it's countered but not the second time. Edge wins and it's not enough, Edge does the Impaler and still isn't done. Edge does the Crippler Cross face on Val and Benoit comes out and kicks Edge's ass! Remember that their match is Last Man Standing, the only way to win is the other one can't get back up in 10 seconds, No DQ. Coach is upset about getting thrown out of the interview and Evolution. Evolution is trying to set it up so that Batista can't win. In the Batista VS Christian match tonight. Flair is the guest time keeper, Coach is the Special Guest Ref, and HHH will be acting as Christians Problem Solver since Tyson is still out from the Chokeslam by Kane. Eric Bichoff has no idea what's going on. This match is going to be interesting. Viscera and Trish are still at the restraunt. Viscera pulls out a bottle of listerine and drinks it before he goes for a kiss. Trish slaps Viscera and grabs him violently. She says before Viscera can do anything with her, he has to forefill his part of the deal and destroy Kane. Viscera wants an advancement and Trish gives him a full blow sight of Puppies! Out comes the reluctant Coach to be special guest. HHH and Flair come out and Batista easily kick Christian's ass, throwing him from corner to corner despite HHH's distractions. Christian tries to fight back but the chops to the chest do nothing. Batista goes for a pin and Coach has to tie his shoe and doesn't count. Batista gets pissed and goes after coach and HHH comes from behind and does a Low Blow on Batista and now Christian has an opening. Christian has been kicking Batista's ass with the help of HHH and the Steel Steps. Batista gets a chance and Christian doesn't let him capitalize. The distract even Coach and Flair chokes Batista with his coat. Batista manages to hang in there but HHH trips Batista. this is a 4 on 1 and Christian gets the neck breaker and Batista kicks out of the pin. HHH helps to coach Christian and Batista is PISSED! He has gone mad and is unstoppable. Christian gets bailed and HHH has an ever constant eye on him. Batista counters the Unprettier and goes for the pin! 1... 2... Ow my arm! Coach "hurt" his arm, then Coach gets a clothesline from Batista and HHH jumps in and so does Flair. Batista kicks all their asses and pins Christian, and uses Coach's arm to count. HHH comes from behind and knocks Batista down and Batista fights back and Flair comes with a chair and is kicked and drops it, then thrown out of the ring. HHH now has the chair and he gets kicked and knocked down. Batista now has the chair and BA... NO! HHH COUNTERED BATISTA'S CHAIR AND GOES FOR THE PEDIGREE! HHH NAILS THE PEDIGREE ON BATISTA! BATISTA IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT! Wellt hat's in, see ya next week after Backlash. |
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