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Phyres Quotes:
"The things your gonna see here you can't unsee. It gets in your head." "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads hate, and hate leads to suffering."
I'm super delicious, an' mighty fine!!
"You can lick my shiny metal @$$." If school
teaches you knowledge, and knowledge is power, and power
corrupts, then what is the real
purpose of school??" (paraphrased)
"Aint nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh, so clean
(so fresh an' so clean, clean)!"
"...And just once before I die, I'd like to be supreme
overlord of earth. SO REBEL, AND CONQUER EARTH YOU BASTARDS!!!"
"They jus' hate me 'cause they ain't me."
"If you lose your nugget yo, hatchet ain't responsible" "Go web go! ...Go! ...Shazaam!!" "Ah piss on it!..." "Did you know that if you mix equal amounts of gasoline and
frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?....
There are hundreds of explosives you can make using simple
household items... If one were so inclined. "You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know
for a fact that there is a God. You've been in His presence,
he's spoken to you personally, but I just heard you claim to
be an Atheist." "Ha ha. I just like
to f*ck with the clergy man. I just love it. I love keep those
guys on thier toes." "FAKES ALL O' YA, FAKES!! NO, DON'T RUN! DONT RUN!!
..AND YOU IN THE BED YOU AND YOUR WIFE SLEPT IN NO LESS!
"Those that crave the dark, cannot control the dark."
"I got a better idea. How about I give you the finger...
and you give me my phone call. ...You can't scare me with this
Gastapo crap. I know my rights, I want my phone call." "LOSE?! I DON'T LOSE!!! I WIN,
thats my job, thats what I do!!" [Middle of list] [Bottom of list] Quotes: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human
stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "
"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo." - H. G. Wells (1866-1946) "I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of
the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid
to laugh."
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) What the mind does not know the heart fills in. Sayings: People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us that do. I know it all, I just can't remember it all at once. Out of my mind, back in 5 minutes. Disturbed, do NOT test. If I promise to miss you will you please go away?! I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right! The only thing worse than loosing, is quitting! I'm unreliable, irresponsible, immature, undisciplined, inefficient, disorganized, inconsistant, and unmotivated but I'm fun! I can see your point, but I still think your full of s***. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. How about never? Is never good for you? I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message... I don't work here, I'm a consultant. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. Ahhh...I see the f***-up fairy has visited us again... I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a d***. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. What am I? Fly paper for freaks!? I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant. If I lost my mind would you help me find it? And your cry-baby whiny-a**ed opinion would be...? Do I look like a people person? Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. If I throw a stick, will you leave? Errors have been made, others will be blamed. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. If you don't like my attitude quit talking to me! I do what the voices in my head tell me to do. Never frown, you don't know who could be falling in love with your smile. Men, can't live with them, can't kill them. I don't know who you are, or where you came from, but from now on, you do as I tell you, okay? I take orders from just one person: me! You know, sometimes I amaze even myself. Who's more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him? You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view. Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try. Luminous beings are we...not this crude matter. Watch your step. This place can be a little rough. If you get decked by the first punch and whine, you can't take the rest of 'em. Sometimes you just gotta do something that seems totally suicidal. Your eyes decieve you, don't trust them. It's never my fault. Always be prepared for things to go wrong. Let go of your conscious self and rely on instinct. Don't give into your anger. If you do not believe, you will always fail. Everying has a weakness, it's just a matter of exploting it. Try not to look to the future, keep your mind on where you are and what you're doing. Patience...you must have patience! Pass on what you have learned. Everything you want is not everything you need. There would be nothing to frighten you if you refused to be afraid. I'm not here for your amusment, you are here for mine. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. I intend to live forever - so far- so good. Eagles may sore, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Experience is something ou don't get until just after you need it. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. No one is listening until you make a mistake. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. The sooner you fall behind the more time you have to catch up. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. All men are animals, some just make better pets. Some people are alive because illegal to shoot them. I use to have a handle on life, but it broke. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, a hour to like someone and a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one's watching. All our young lives we search for someone to love, someone who makes us complete. We choose partners and change partners. We dance to a song of heartache and hope, all the while wondering, if somewhere, somehow, someone is searching for us. Never let anyone or anything in this world stop you from getting what you deserve in life. You never really grow up, you just learn how to act in public. Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an a**hole. If the Apocolypse comes... Beep me. "Life is pain and life is suffering and life is horror, but by God your alive and it's wonderful!" - Joseph Campbell Youth may fade away, but immaturity can last a lifetime. [Top of list] [Middle of list] [Top of page] 
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