The Woodshop
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Four score and seven years ago something happened, but who really cares. Do you know what I care about? That's right hot dogs, the fruit of nature. Nothing tastes better on a warm day then grilled lips & assholes. Some of you might wonder why this site is called the woodshop, well I often wonder about that myself. Usually when I think of my personal experience inside a high school woodshop I think of one thing, you guessed it Chinese Stars. |
One year when I was forced to take a shop class we found that most of the semester our teacher was not going to be in school. So each day in class we usually found something to work on other than the assigned projects. For the better half of the semester we made hockey sticks and played hockey in the hallway, but once we found the sheet metal & metal cutter/press it got a little scary. You would be very surprised how sheet metal Chinese stars stick into pretty much anything your throw them at. |
If your still reading at this point I am quite surprised, take a moment to pat yourself on the shoulder for listening to my rambling. So as you can see my view of a woodshop is one of debauchery, useless creations and half assed attempts to have fun while not following directions. That's why I named this site the woodshop. It's half assed, full of debauchery, and your probably supposed to be working or doing something other than look at my site. |
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What the fuck are they thinking? Come on wild west belt buckles and cowboy hats with fucking cotton tee shirts. |
"I keep getting older, they stay the same age."
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