MLB PLAYOFFS BEGIN!!!
finally the fall classic almost at our reach.. the mlb playoffs start today and yes the florida marlins made it in it.. last time they did they won the world series back in 1997 but this marlins team is much different than the one that won it all in 97... lets send good vibes to those marlins and have them win the state of florida another championship...happy b-day janet!!!
today is my niece janet's 4th b-day! she's soooooo big.. i remember the day she was born.. it was late as heck but well i recollect when i heard that she had just been born and then i got to see her.. it was an awesome experience... anyhow now i'm gonna watch me some good ass football.. i'll let you all know how today's cake cutting went on tomorrow's blog...weird dreams
you know i keep having weird dreams at night and i don't get them.. like the other night i dreamt that my cousin who is in jail right now was in my house and we were playing dominoes i think or a card game, i'm not sure and then all of a sudden he has to throw up and when he does he throws up blood right in the kitchen sink... then last night i kept dreaming that these bees or weird ass ancient bugs that stung were after us in my house yet it wasn't my house.. and then that me and my bestfriend jimi were in some store and he was gonna get something at a supermarket and so was i and we both got it at the same time even though we went in separate locations and i remember saying damn we still got it and he's like yeah.. weird dreams huh? i'd say if anybody understands what they mean please let me know cause i'm well still not sure...mercy's b-day
today is mercy's b-day she has hit the crappy age of 37, yup she's getting old oh well shit happens.. i baked her a cake of butter pecan hope she likes it, cause if she doesn't i'll stuff it up her ass, lol.. anyhow we are going to top's china buffet for lunch at about 11, that's mercy's gift i guess.. well i got the new limp bizkit cd but i haven't heard it yet but i plan to later today...a bit of change
well i changed the logo a bit cause i got tired of the other one.. i don't know what else i have planned to fix the site up i guess you'll all have to wait and see...john ritter dies..
a great shock hit me yesterday when i heard that john ritter passed away.. he was the funny ass guy from three's company and those problem child movies.. of course he had a show now which is where he basically died... it's called 8 or ten simple rules in dating my teenage daughter.. never saw the show but i'm sure he was funny in it as he was in all the other things he did.. he will be missed as a great comedian and also humanitarian.. he always donated his time to a telethon for kids with cerebral palsy... so hope wherever his "energy" is anywhere i sure hope it lives on...college football, woohoo!!!
yeah folks it's that time again where we all go crazy over college football and all that sorts of stuff.. i sooo missed football, all kinds but then again most of america did.. so now i'm gonna sit back and enjoy some fun till 8 when the hurricanes play the gators, a great rivalry and plus can't wait till the canes new qb brock berlin kicks his old teams ass... oh and on a lighter note i'm thinking i'm going to add a 7th stage to my rating of being high.. i mean i didn't think it was possible to pass stage 6 but after last night i know anything is possible...traffic hell!!!
so yeah traffic was hell today.. i mean i took forever to take back the movies i had from hollywood video.. what would take me like 15 minutes took me an hour to accomplish.. i hate traffic.. i mean people should drive faster instead of smoking their shit or talking on their cells but whateva.. i guess i'll have to teach the motorist how to drive, my way or else kill them off one by one like fuckin flies...stages of being high
i almost forgot i made this thing a while back.. enjoy.. and lets just say stage 6 is scary...| stages | description |
| 1 | This is when you first start hitting the pipe or the joint or bong or whatever you use to get high. Hell I Think I'm On Stage 1 all the time cause I'm always light headed and shit. But this Stage is no big deal. |
| 2 | This is when you finally start to feel good. Things seem to go a bit slower and you begin to smile and start to talk and type a bit under par. |
| 3 | This is when you first start to "hear" things that aren't sounding. Like the phone ringing or little sounds coming out of the outside of your room people talking when there is none. This is a cool stage, like you won't remember half of the stuff you say when you're in this stage. |
| 4 | Now this stage is where you start to get the munchies. Everything around you seems great and the music is perfect any movie you see you'll laugh it. It's a great stage, I always get to this stage when I smoke. |
| 5 | Now this stage is awesome.. But not quite the best. You're feeling the munchies for like wood at this time.. You start to feel "horny" persay and you start to grove with the wind or whatever is on. Also you begin to get paranoid at everything. You might think someone or something or shadows are after you so if you're in this stage don't watch anything that will scare you or leave you scared. Also you find new meanings and understandings to everything when you're on this stage. |
| 6 | This is the superbowl of stages hell we can even call it the "wrestlemania's of stages. This is where everyone you see looks like they are plotting against you and laughing hysercially at you even if they have a serious face. With this stage you can't tell the difference and all you want to do is laugh your ass off, listen to some 311 or Sublime and chill out to you fall asleep. |