...Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
...Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
...I found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.
...Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control.
...Do they ever shut up on your planet?
...Back off! You're standing in my aura.
...If they don't have chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going.
...Coffee, Chocolate, Men...some things are just better rich.
...Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
...I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
...Do I look like a people person?
...I refuse to star in your psychodrama (I rather create my own).
...Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
...Seen it all, done it all...can't remember most of it.
...Those who live by the sword...get shot by those who don't.
...He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged.
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...I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
...A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing good.
...Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
...Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
...Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
