...Take my advice. I don't use it anyway.
...If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you tried.
(...and skydiving is then not for you.)
...He, who smiles in a crisis, has found someone to blame.
...Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
...I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared.
...I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on disk somewhere.
...You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
...The Earth is full - go home.
...A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
...On the other hand, you have different fingers.
...Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
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...I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
...I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
...Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
...You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
...Borrow money from a pessimist (me) - they don't expect it back.
...The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
...The more you complain the longer God makes you live (I'm gonna live forever then).
...Ever stop to think and forgot to start again?
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...I live in my own little world, but it's okay, they know me here.
...Try not to let your mind wander. It's too small to be out by itself.
...Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
...Who is General Failure and why is he raiding my hard drive?
...Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain. And most do.
...Any technology indistiguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
...Anything that is designed to do more than one thing can't do any of them well.
...Budget: a method for going broke methodically.
...Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
...Choose heaven for climate, hell for society.
...Confusion not only reigns, it pours.
...Dain bramaged.
...Demons are a Ghouls best friend.
...Don't be so open-minded, your brains will fall out.
...Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
...Buy a Pentium Pro so you can reboot faster.
...Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
...Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
...My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
....Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
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