"Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness", but it doesn't work."
Brendan Gill:
"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."
Eric Hoffer:
"When people are free to do as they plaese, they usually imitate each other."
W. Somerset Morgan:
"She plunged into a sea of platitudes, and with the powerful breast stroke of a channel swimmer, made her confident way towards the white cliffs of the obvious."
Groucho Marx:
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
Robert Louis Stevenson:
"I regard you with an indifference closely bordering on aversion."
James Thurber:
"Progress was all right. Only it went on too long."
Mo Udall:
"If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong."
Oscar Wilde:
"The basis of action is lack of imagination. It is the last resort of those who know not how to dream."
