"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government."
Joey Adams:
"Stay with me; I want to be alone."
"A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
Russel Baker:
"People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure."
Dave Berry:
"The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to", and bics, meaning "withstand tremendous boredom".
Caron de Beaumarchais:
"It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them."
Ambrose Bierce:
"Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others."
Stephen Bishop:
"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
Ashleigh Brilliant:
"Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence."
A. Whitney Brown:
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
John Ciardi:
"You don't have to suffer to be a poet.; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone."
Jean Cocteau:
"I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?"
Steven Coallier:
"If we are the only intelligent life in the universe, at least there's a finite number of idiots."
Noel Coward:
"I don't believe astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage."
William Feather:
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
Carrie Fisher:
"Instant gratification takes too long."
Gustave Flaubert:
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."
Redd Foxx:
"Health nuts are gong to feel stupid one day, lying in hospital beds dying of nothing."
