"Sin sees the bait but is blind to the hook."
"Prayer - wireless. Access to God with no roaming fee."
"Lost? Try G.P.S. (God's Plan for Salvation)."
"Read the Bible - it will scare the Hell out of you."
"God is like Coca Cola - He's the real thing."
"Reason is the greatest enemy that faith has."
"Two great truths:
1. There is a GOD
2. You're not HIM"
"Wrestling with God - Sunday 10:30 a.m."
"The thoughtful and the stupid - part duex." (no, I didn't misspell that!)
"Humbly grateful or grumbly hateful."
"God will accept broken hearts. But He must have all the pieces."
"Worship 10 a.m. - Who's your daddy?"
"If you think it's hot here, imagine Hell."
"Take back what Satan stole."
"We use duct tape to fix everything. God used nails!"
"Souled out."
"It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees."
"Where is God? We'll show you or pay you $10."
"God doesn't have a plan B."
"God expects spiritual fruit not religious nuts."
"Under same mgmnt over 2000 years."
"There can't nobody do me like Jesus."
"A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing."
"God don't need no dam, He walks on water."
"No man has ever been shot doing the dishes." (WTF? I don't get this one.)
"The infallible word of God is taught hear." (No, again, I didn't misspell that!)
"Santa Claus never died for anyone."
"Worry: a darkroom where negatives develop."
"To prevent sinburn use sonscreen."
"Stop, drop & roll doesn't work in Hell."
"Go Bush. Go praise the Lord. Pass the ammo."
(Yes, this was posted in Gaffney, South Carolina, when the Iraq war started in 2002.)
"A free thinker is Satan's slave."
