Three guys are stranded in a desert. Off in the horizon they see a house and crawl to it.
The first guy knocks on the door and asks for water. A wart-covered, toothless old woman answers: "I will...if you have sex with me." The guy pukes and runs back to his friends to tell them what happened.
The second guy, thinking the first guy was a wuss, takes his turn.
Same thing happens-he sees the woman and hurls.
The third guy, knowing they'll all die if he doesn't do something, follows the lady to her kitchen.
"Do me here," she tells him. He sees three ears of corn on the counter and gets an idea. "Lay back and keep your eyes closed!" he says. The witch obliges.
The guy picks up an ear of corn and screws her with it. As soon as she's done, he throws the corn out the window. "That was the best orgasm of my life! Do that again and I'll give you a million bucks."
"Then lay back and close your eyes again." He does her with the second ear of corn, then throws it out again.
"If you do that again, I'll give you a Jeep so you can get out of the desert."
He does her with the last piece of corn. "Ohhhhhh... The water, money, and Jeep are outside," she says as she squirms in ecstasy.
So he runs outside, grabs the water and money and jumps onto the Jeep. He drives around and finds his friends by the window.
One of the guys says to him: "Hey, I hope you had fun. We just ate the three tastiest pieces of buttered corn you could have imagined!"
-Courtesy of Edward Ragpala, Cagayan de OOro
