A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he went to see the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.
Two weeks had passed since Gino and Karen's wedding. Even though Gino loved
Karen very much, he still wanted to have a drinking night with his kumpares. One night, Gino told Karen, "Honey, babalik kaagad ako..."
"Sweetheart, saan ka pupunta?," asked Karen.
"Sa bar, cutie pie. Iinom lang ako ng beer," said Gino.
"Gusto mo ng beer, love? Eto..." replied Karen, while opening their refrigerator to show 25 different imported beers.
Flustered, Gino said, "Oo, cutie pie, pero doon sa bar... alam mo na... yung malamig na glass..."
Karen, with the sweetest voice, cut in, "Gusto mo ng malamig na glass, sweetheart? Eto..." Karen opened the freezer and brought out a huge glass, so cold that Karen shook while holding it.
Paling, Gino said, "Oo nga cutie pie, pero sa bar ang daming masasarap na pulutan... sandaling-sandali lang ako talaga. Babalik kaagad ako, okay?"
"Gusto mo ng pulutan, sweetheart?," Karen asked, while opening the oven to reveal all sorts of pulutan - sisig, chicken wings, chicharong bulaklak, crispy pata, inihaw na bangus, camaron rebosado, hotdog with onion, and kaldereta, among others.
"Pero cutie pie... sa bar... you know, merong konting biruan, bolahan, murahan... you know...," Gino stammered.
Still smiling, Karen said, "Gusto mo ng murahan, sweetheart? TANGINA MO PALA EH! ETO, INUMIN MO ITONG PUTANG INANG BEER MO SA MALAMIG NA BWAKANG INANG BASO NA 'TO, AT KAININ MO 'YANG PUKI NG INANG PULUTAN NA 'YAN DAHIL HINDI KA LALABAS NG BAHAY! 'TANG INANG 'TO!"
-Courtesy of Gio
