Pedro calls in to work and says, "Hey boss, I cannot come to work today, I'm really sick. I got a headache, a stomach ache, and my legs hurt.
I am not coming to work." The boss says, "You know Pedro, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that." Two hours later Pedro calls again: "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great. I'll be at work soon. You got a nice house!"
-Courtesy of Ana
